Two NFL players get fingers blown off by fireworks

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I looked for a thread about this and didn't see one. Obviously, the guy in Maine is the Darwin winner but Jason Pierre-Paul had $15 mill and even more than that sitting out there. He rents a uhaul and buys a truck load of fireworks. Proceeds then to blow his hands up. He now may miss the first three weeks or more if placed on the NFI list(6 weeks).

You are between contracts and have a pile of cash waiting for you. Why the hell would you put extra risk on your body(which is how you make your living)?

I say you cut bait. He'll never play as well as he did and that was up for debate.
 

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JPP only lost one finger and it is going to hurt him. This corner for the Buccaneers lost two this week due to fireworks.
 

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Another NFL player blew off two fingers over the weekend, as well. Fireworks in the hands of morons...good times.
 

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Dumbass people with way too much money in their bank accounts.
 

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This is something I let the professionals do.
 

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CJ was a question mark to even make the team. JPP was franchised tagged and turned down a $60 mill extension.
 

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T REX;n244971 said:
CJ was a question mark to even make the team. JPP was franchised tagged and turned down a $60 mill extension.

Which is more valuable to the player, one index finger to a DT/DE or two fingers to a hanging on Corner? JPP has made more money than CJ will every realize at this point. Getting a lesser offer is better than getting no offer.
 

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TheDouglas78;n244970 said:
This is something I let the professionals do.

Apparently not NFL professionals.......

Maybe they stayed in a Holiday Inn Express the night before?
 

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itsgr82bag8r;n244987 said:
Apparently not NFL professionals.......

Maybe they stayed in a Holiday Inn Express the night before?

At least not these NFL professionals.
 

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Pointing fingers isn't the answer here. I think this incident really serves as an index of his maturity level. He needs to get a tight grip on his future, right now, or this whole situation could be the final nail for him. I mean, at this point, even his own schoolmates seem to be distancing themselves from him.

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TheDouglas78;n244979 said:
Which is more valuable to the player, one index finger to a DT/DE or two fingers to a hanging on Corner? JPP has made more money than CJ will every realize at this point. Getting a lesser offer is better than getting no offer.

Yeah, they're both stupid
 

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This thread does have a lot of potential though
 

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Heard Docs told JPP they could restore the index finger to look proper ( not function) but he told Docs to amputate. JPP
will probably be the same player.
 

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I've got to hand it to 'em. They weren't afraid to get in there mix it up.

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Hope those fireworks were worth it cause they cost 60 million.

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