UCF adding a beach club to stadium

[MJMGator]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/ucf-beach-club-football-stadium

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Gotta love those cute AAC gimmicks. It's like minor league baseball.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Drunk students are going to use that as one big litter box

 

[TheDouglas78]

Drunk students are going to use that as one big litter box

know from experience Ray?

 

[Ray Finkle]

know from experience Ray?

Yep. I love using the bathroom like a cat. First I spend 10 minutes digging the perfect hole, then I do my business, then spend another 15 covering up my work

 

[NavetG8r]

Yep. I love using the bathroom like a cat. First I spend 10 minutes digging the perfect hole, then I do my business, then spend another 15 covering up my work

That's taking way too long. You need some Ninjer lessons. May I make a recommendation?

[video=youtube;BH3orX5BNeU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3orX5BNeU[/video]

 

[MJMGator]

Gotta love those cute AAC gimmicks. It's like minor league baseball.

Or the NFL in Jacksonville.

 

[Ray Finkle]

If I'm doing it wrong, I don't wanna be right

 

[TheDouglas78]

Or the NFL in Jacksonville.

plenty of beached whales there....

 

[divits]

Didn't see anywhere where they said there would be a pool or hot tub though. That would really peak my interest. I'd love watching a college football game live while drinking beer or something with an umbrella in it while floating in a pool when it's 98 degrees outside. Call me crazy.

 

[MJMGator]

plenty of beached whales there....

Yep. Rumor has it that the Jags are gonna tear down one half of the stadium and add a Ferris wheel, go-carts and a giant jump-jump.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Didn't see anywhere where they said there would be a pool or hot tub though. That would really peak my interest. I'd love watching a college football game live while drinking beer or something with an umbrella in it while floating in a pool when it's 98 degrees outside. Call me crazy.

you are crazy

 

[TheDouglas78]

Yep. Rumor has it that the Jags are gonna tear down one half of the stadium and add a Ferris wheel, go-carts and a giant jump-jump.

Carnies is an honorable profession without this great profession we would have never been able to get to know Wobble or Ray.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Wobble is the prototypical carnie. Small hands, smells like cabbage.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Next thing you know Tennessee will be putting in a checkerboard wrestling mat.

 

[t-gator]

Didn't see anywhere where they said there would be a pool or hot tub though. That would really peak my interest. I'd love watching a college football game live while drinking beer or something with an umbrella in it while floating in a pool when it's 98 degrees outside. Call me crazy.

No, I'm going to call you gay for having an umbrella drink. Hand over your man card divits

 

[PastyStoole]

Putting sand and palm trees along a large swath of 50 yard line seating. Wow.

I'm thinkin' this is a great solution for scUM to cover up their empty-seat situation. Alas, they don't own Sunny Delight Stadium, though, so they'll just have to settle for the giant tarps they set up in a checkerboard pattern.

 

[divits]

No, I'm going to call you gay for having an umbrella drink. Hand over your man card divits

Unlike some, I'm so secure in my manhood that I could drink an umbrella drink while wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt while listening to Taylor Swift and still ooze testosterone.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

If they had a swim up bar like the places in the Bahamas and Jamaica, I might be able to see myself going to a UCF game.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Unlike some, I'm so secure in my manhood that I could drink an umbrella drink while wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt while listening to Taylor Swift and still ooze testosterone.

I don't think what you are oozing is testosterone but a little antibiotic may clear it up.