UPDATE!!! My boys can swim! New Gator On the Way!

ATXGator

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Congrats and get some sleep!
 

GatorJ

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Fantastic news! Raising kids is TOUGH. Forget sleep for the next 4 years. Gray hair yet? No? Don't worry. You'll have it in 5 years?

But completely worth it :)
 

MatthewM.

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I can't believe someone was desperate enough to have sex with you.
 

EuroGator

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Congratulations!! My first is now 19 months old (You'll count in months too. Just wait.) She brings me more joy than I can describe. Now, like ATX said, you and Mrs Durty :giggle: go get some sleep!!
 

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Congrats. You're in for a lot of fun. Solid work on the opening try.

I'm 2-for-2 myself, and am convinced I can impregnate at will.
 

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Congrats Durty.
Get as much sleep and sex in as you can before the baby comes cause you're not getting either of those things after.

But totally worth it!
 

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oxrageous

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Congratulations my friend! I've got an 8th month old in the house and they make you smile a lot more than they make you frown.
 

MatthewM.

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oxrageous;n132902 said:
Congratulations my friend! I've got an 8th month old in the house and they make you smile a lot more than they make you frown.

I haven't said it recently, but bro I can't thank you enough for stepping up to take care of it too btw.
 

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Congrats and good luck. My daughter is a total biotch but that's what I get for pounding her mom. The more fun they are to make, the harder they are to raise.
 

MatthewM.

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Ray Finkle;n132943 said:
Congrats and good luck. My daughter is a total biotch but that's what I get for pounding her mom. The more fun they are to make, the harder they are to raise.

Well that escalated quickly. Pics of said daughter(if legal) and wife?
 

Durty South Swamp

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oxrageous;n132902 said:
Congratulations my friend! I've got an 8th month old in the house and they make you smile a lot more than they make you frown.
Thanks bro! :fistbump:
 

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