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You set quite a low bar
You set quite a low bar
Mac: "Man, that was pretty cool wasn't it? Wasn't it though?"UF 21- Vandy 13, After the game Mac talks about how he was in awe of the Vandy student section
BINGO!Mac: "Man, that was pretty cool wasn't it? Wasn't it though?"
Reporter: "Coach there were 11 people in the student section."
Mac: "Awesome. I think I recognized one of them as being the son of a guy I played against in the Big Sky."
UF 23
VAN 10
Q1 - PEE-rine breaks a long run for a TD (7-0), Eddie kicks a 34yd FG (10-0)
- Tabor is ejected in what was him mouthing off, VAN shoves him, and the refs see his retaliation.
Q2 - VAN Intercepts AA at our 28yd line, defense holds and VAN kicks a FG (10-3). Eddie counters with a 47yd FG (13-3)
- I run out of beer again.
- VAN completes one of their passes, DBU out of position again, VAN TD on 54yd pass (13-10)
- Wife says she isn't buying me any more alcohol.
Q3 - Callaway is still on punt returns, drops one inside our 20. Defense holds again, but Callaway 'pulled a muscle' (embarrassed) and is in the locker room for the rest of the game.
- AA audibles to his own number, runs for 3 yds on 3rd and 4, suffers concussion. Trask Time.
- I'm drinking any wine I can find in the house. I hate wine.
Q4 - After 3 consecutive 3-outs by our offense playing 'hand off' we call a pass play. Trask's first pass is intercepted at their 38yd line.
- Anzalone blows up the play, creates a funble. I said it, a "FUNBLE"...stay away from my alcohol.
- 3 more run plays for -1 yd. Eddie kicks a FG (16-10)
- I found the whiskey I thought was gone last Christmas.
- Last 4min of the game, we punt, they muff it inside their 20 and we recover - running it in for a ST TD...a STTD....a STD (23-10)
- I pass out.
Final Stats
UF - 286 yds rushing / 212 passing (17-28)
VAN - 147 yds rushing / 86 passing (9-21, recall the long passing TD skews this upwards)
Of course there's always gotta be the dbag that comes along and ruins things.
So much depends on whether or not the big mouths have taken responsibility for not playing up to their self professed reputation.
10-9 Gators
You think its been bad all week... 10-9 win, the board no doubt would implode... many of GC "experts" would be quoted by rival boards!