Wednesday Worsts....Thanksgiving dishes

[Durty South Swamp]

Was as true last year as it is today. Crushed Ritz crackers and melted marshmallows on top of anything is freaking disgusting.

I pray for any of you pour souls that deludes yourself into feeling otherwise. Stockholm syndrome. Seek help, and a lobotomy.

 

[CDGator]

Was as true last year as it is today. Crushed Ritz crackers and melted marshmallows on top of anything is freaking disgusting.

I pray for any of you pour souls that deludes yourself into feeling otherwise. Stockholm syndrome. Seek help, and a lobotomy.

Calm down. What did the marshmallow ever do to you?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Calm down. What did the marshmallow ever do to you?

You sick fck

 

[cover2]

Calm down. What did the marshmallow ever do to you?

Recurring nightmares…

 

[soflagator]

Calm down. What did the marshmallow ever do to you?

I’m with @Durty South Swamp on this one. Marshmallows have to be the worst food related invention of all time and are generally disgusting. They serve zero purpose and should be outlawed.

 

[CDGator]

I’m with @Durty South Swamp on this one. Marshmallows have to be the worst food related invention of all time and are generally disgusting. They serve zero purpose and should be outlawed.

FTR, I don't like them either and only eat them once a year on a s'more.

 

[soflagator]

FTR, I don't like them either and only eat them once a year on a s'more.

Ahh yes. S’mores. The labor intensive snack that’s a constant striving for a perfection that never comes, and the disappointment that you can’t justify the calories to try again, as it breaks apart on you. Oh well, most third degree lip burns heal on their own anyway. And at least your hands won’t be sticky for the next 2 and a half hours.

 

[CDGator]

Ahh yes. S’mores. The labor intensive snack that’s a constant striving for a perfection that never comes, and the disappointment that you can’t justify the calories to try again, as it breaks apart on you. Oh well, most third degree lip burns heal on their own anyway. And at least your hands won’t be sticky for the next 2 and a half hours.

Once I started using Reece's peanut butter cups on my S'mores, it made all the other issues worth it.

 

[cover2]

Ahh yes. S’mores. The labor intensive snack that’s a constant striving for a perfection that never comes, and the disappointment that you can’t justify the calories to try again, as it breaks apart on you. Oh well, most third degree lip burns heal on their own anyway. And at least your hands won’t be sticky for the next 2 and a half hours.

“Botox treatment gone bad?”

”Nah. Nuclear S’Mores! I should known better than to try the Ghost Pepper S’Mores!”

 

[CDGator]

“Botox treatment gone bad?”

”Nah. Nuclear S’Mores! I should known better than to try the Ghost Pepper S’Mores!”

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Ewww

My BIL gave me a shot of ghost pepper tequila yesterday. You will be shocked to know that it wasn't very good. It wasn't crazy spicy, just not good.

 

[cover2]

Ewww

My BIL gave me a shot of ghost pepper tequila yesterday. You will be shocked to know that it wasn't very good. It wasn't crazy spicy, just not good.

Color me shocked

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Ahh yes. S’mores. The labor intensive snack that’s a constant striving for a perfection that never comes, and the disappointment that you can’t justify the calories to try again, as it breaks apart on you. Oh well, most third degree lip burns heal on their own anyway. And at least your hands won’t be sticky for the next 2 and a half hours.

It's probably the most overrated sweet or camping treat in human history. Even if heated to absolute perfection (which isn't possible) it still is just some melted chocolate and nasty marshmallow sticking to everything in arms reach.

 

[AlexDaGator]

...just some melted chocolate and nasty marshmallow sticking to everything in arms reach.

Sounds kinky.




Alex.

 

[TheDouglas78]

It's probably the most overrated sweet or camping treat in human history. Even if heated to absolute perfection (which isn't possible) it still is just some melted chocolate and nasty marshmallow sticking to everything in arms reach.

There are so many Mrs Durty jokes in this comment alone.... But I'm going to play with class , because that's what coach tater says we should do......