What happens to Mombo3?

MotownGator

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Will they continue to sell in the Swamp? Will it become a collector's item?


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F*cking pieces of sh*t. Makes me sick every time I think of what this arrogant azz hole did to our beloved university.
 

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Same thing that happened to Mambo #5. It get's relegated to the discount bin where it dies an undignified death as just another embarrassing gimmick.
 

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Is it spicy at all? Maybe he could shove some up his azz, might be an improvement. He makes low energy Jeb look like Richard Simmons.
 

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Will be part of his new contract that they have to market and distribute it
 

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Maybe the death threats were from people who bought that crap. That's why he doesn't want to talk about it.
 

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Not in the swamp and perhaps not anywhere.
 

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About Mac & Blondie
THE MCELWAIN LOVE STORY


Our journey across the country wrecking football programs has always included uniting friends and pissing away good times with great food and bad offenses while opening our home to Nebraska fans...inspiring us to share our family recipes including Mac & Blondie sauces. Our amazing sauces will soon be available for purchase in so far away forgotten place. In the meantime, please take a look at this prized land I am selling in the deep southern tip of Florida, only $100k per acre!
 

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I predict it will become quite the collector's item, with the landfill collecting the majority of them.

With its toxic contamination of a national treasure "The Swamp", I doubt the EPA will even allow it in landfills. Sorry, but it is what it is.
 

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Bargain bin clearance deal 90% off and then goes out of date and into the garbage can.
 

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Somebody please man-up and admit you tried it?

I want to know if it was good. It could be the BBQ sauce of the gods, and I wouldn't touch it.

I bet it's like his offense: bland, predictable and difficult to digest.
 

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I'm honestly really curious what it tastes like as well. Do we know if it's being pulled from the concession stands in the stadium?
 

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Good god, if you look closely at the logo, it shows his travels as a football coach.

The final arrow stops in Southern Ga. not Gainesville.

Example 5,753,799 of his lazy ineptitude.

Every time, I mean EVERY TIME, I investigate him, I discover stupidity and/or laziness.
 

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