What If UFC Champion, Ronda Rousey, Challenged You to a Fight

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You know it is the offseason when a thread talking about fighting a woman actually has a good bit of posts in it.
 

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Alvin York;n191811 said:
Hey, I would engage Ronda in hand to hand to hand combat if we could do some good old fashioned hillbilly Ellie Mae Clampette body to body "wraslin"all over haystack in the barn.

Did you get this out of some kind of "Things to say to straight guys when you're pretending to be straight" handbook? It's a bit over the top, dude. Just sayin'.

In any case you are correct that such a conundrum could potentially exist with a female UFC fighter who get's drunk and ornery in a bar. The only thing a man can do with a rowdy, out-of-control girl at that point is to try to diffuse the situation. If a girl tries to hit you, no matter who she is, you can try to block the punch or wrap her up, but that's all. You have no right to hit her even if she's attacking you. If you do you are not a man.
 

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Concrete Helmet;n192342 said:
BTW isn't it legal in the state of Tennessee to hit a female as long as she is your kin.....Wife, sister or cousin or usually a combination of the three.....What do people from Tennessee do on Halloween?.....Pump kin.....

When any Tennessean hits another Tennessean, he's surely hitting a relative.
 

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Durty South Swamp;n192687 said:
I would rather get in the ring with Meisha Tate :naughty:

Can't go wrong with Meisha!



Although she looked a bit rough after this fight.

 

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Durty South Swamp;n192687 said:
I would rather get in the ring with Meisha Tate :naughty:

Rousey is one scary looking man....


What?
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Jand3k;n193505 said:
Look at some photos of her before fights, its pretty gross... unless you like big thick muscles on your chicks.
Her face is ugly as well. Not attractive at all IMO.
 

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what a looker... :puke:
 

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Guys. I think we can agree both are better looking than Cyborg

 

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I'll just end this discussion right now. Gina Carrano. The End.
 

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