- Jul 25, 2018
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I knew if I was brash enough on my first day of Gatorchatter I would receive the Freshman/Newbie challenge from Swamp Donkey. Sure enough:
"I'm more concerned you are a pvssy who is afraid of airsoft plastic bullets."
So here are my options as I see them:
1. Turn tail and run away, begging Ox to delete my account and never return again.
2. Ignore his post and hide in the corner, hoping he never picks on me again, posting occasionally in non-controversial fashion.
3. Make a bad joke in my response, admitting I am completely intimidated by the Mighty Donkey.
4. Double down on my original post in a very serious fashion, ala JHByrd, defending my position with a trained arguer with no sense on my part of the big picture Sports Bar atmosphere of Ox's creation.
5. Tell him "That's Dr. Pvssy to you Ambulance Chaser, we sit around at parties and laugh at the pathetic existence of society's true parasites, how we wouldn't be caught dead in a social situation with an ambulance chaser, what a short-cut these posers take with only 7 years of training and that we could literally piss on the Personal Injury Attorney Levin School of Law from Shands Hospital.
Would like some opinions. I want to be respectful and not offend any of the regulars on my first trip into the Sports Bar. I simply hope to just to fit in around here with a few pints of craft beer.
"I'm more concerned you are a pvssy who is afraid of airsoft plastic bullets."
So here are my options as I see them:
1. Turn tail and run away, begging Ox to delete my account and never return again.
2. Ignore his post and hide in the corner, hoping he never picks on me again, posting occasionally in non-controversial fashion.
3. Make a bad joke in my response, admitting I am completely intimidated by the Mighty Donkey.
4. Double down on my original post in a very serious fashion, ala JHByrd, defending my position with a trained arguer with no sense on my part of the big picture Sports Bar atmosphere of Ox's creation.
5. Tell him "That's Dr. Pvssy to you Ambulance Chaser, we sit around at parties and laugh at the pathetic existence of society's true parasites, how we wouldn't be caught dead in a social situation with an ambulance chaser, what a short-cut these posers take with only 7 years of training and that we could literally piss on the Personal Injury Attorney Levin School of Law from Shands Hospital.
Would like some opinions. I want to be respectful and not offend any of the regulars on my first trip into the Sports Bar. I simply hope to just to fit in around here with a few pints of craft beer.