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Bernardo de la Paz said:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
What freaking movie is that from lol
 

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Bernardo de la Paz said:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
One of my all-time favorites!
 

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Bernardo de la Paz said:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
Durka, durka, muhammed jihad!
 

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Ricky Bobby: "I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
 

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Deconstructing Harry - "All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
 

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TallyGator said:
Ricky Bobby: "I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
Finish the quote. You can't just give half of that quote.
 

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[video=youtube;c0ndsXVaPwc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ndsXVaPwc&feature=kp[/video]
 

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[video=youtube;ZX56rbqZhto]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX56rbqZhto[/video]
 

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CLINT-EASTWOOD-stars-as-Walt-Kowalski-in-Warner-Bros.-Pictures-and-Village-Roadshow-Pictures-drama-Gran-Torino-distributed-by-Warner-Bros.-Pictures.-Photo-courtesy-Warner-Bros.-Pictures-2-650x275.jpg


"Ever notice how, every once in awhile, you come across someone that you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me."

This one isn't bad either.....

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Bernardo de la Paz said:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
Matt....Damon
 

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Arnold Poindexter: So what you're saying essentially is, is that along with infinite space which extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness? Harold Wormser: [nods head in agreement] Arnold Poindexter: How? Harold Wormser: Easy. Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward. Arnold Poindexter: Oh.
I dwink to dat....hair pie
 

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"...you just shot an unarmed man!"


"Well, he should have armed himself!"
 

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MJMGator said:
gmdgator;n4983 said:
Dane Cook, 20 minutes, pay per view... LE'TS GO!
Sh, shh, shut your mouth. You're just making yourself look stupid.
Did you just fart? I can taste it...
 

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