Any Miami Heat fans in the house?

G. Gordon Gator

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Pretty sure I'd get ripped, and deservedly so, for starting a Miami Heat thread on the Gator sports forum, but maybe I can get away with it here?

Love this team this year. They win, and they're fun. I'm sitting here watching the Pacers game blowout and laughing at the way that Jimmy Butler goaded T.J. Warren into two technicals and got him thrown out of the game. Then blew kisses at him as he was leaving. LMAO!!

But if we're going to talk some Heat on this Gator site, then it's only fitting that we start with a nod to our Team Captain.

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ALWAYS READY.
 

Gatordiddy

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Pretty sure I'd get ripped, and deservedly so, for starting a Miami Heat thread on the Gator sports forum, but maybe I can get away with it here?

But if we're going to talk some Heat on this Gator site, then it's only fitting that we start with a nod to our Team Captain.

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ALWAYS READY.

I was going to post something snarky in my reply until you posted that picture- well done.
 

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Still have an ‘06 banner hanging in my garage. My favorite overall time, with the ‘03-04 team being a close second. Really happy to see how well they’re playing right now. Planning to make a game in March.
 

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:rolleyes: Yeah, I thought so. Take away your internet and you couldn't name one player on the roster, moron.
Hey, don't let me interrupt your wanking off to Butler's picture while wearing your Heat onesie at bedtime, retard.

You really need to learn how to lighten the fk up Francis.
 

itsgr82bag8r

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You are seriously just a $%@#ing idiot, coming on here talking trash about the Heat when everybody knows you don't know sh*t about the NBA, or for that matter college football or any other sport, you pussy. Just a lonely loser who visits a sports site because you figure it's a good place to chat with men.

There are no whiners on the Miami Heat because the organization has a distinct culture, established by Pat Riley and led by longtime Team Captain Udonis Haslem (I'm sure you don't know who that is), that values hard-working gym rats and rejects whiners, crybabies and showboats. Attitude problems are why otherwise talented Heat players like Hassan Whiteside and Dion Waiters were sent packing.

The only Heat player currently on the roster who might become a potential complainer based on his pre-Heat history is Andre Iguodala, who was recently acquired in a trade that was mainly done for salary cap purposes. So far he's been on good behavior, but if he starts squawking he'll be walking.

ZERO whiners on the Miami Heat. It's not that kind of team.

Eat a snickers.

Several of us on here have a pretty good sense of humor. On the other hand, being a dick is a choice. Don’t be a dick.

BTW, I could give 2 shats about any NBA team, much less the Heat. Sorry your vagina is so sandy about them.
 
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itsgr82bag8r

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If you don't care about any NBA team, then why did you post in this thread in the first place? And to say the Heat are "overpaid whiners," which is totally untrue (at least the whiners part) and shows you have no clue WTF you're talking about and only posted it....why?? To be a dick. No other reason than that.

And then when you get called out on it, accuse somebody else of being the dick? Seriously, you're a no-talent ass clown. 17,778 posts on this site and your next good post will your first good post.

Meanwhile, this thread is hereby suspended indefinitely due to the coronavirus.

I guess being a dick is just natural for you. Nice. I can see now what others have said about you is true.
 

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Ohhh, you got me that time! Tough to match that one! I can't say it's true what others have said about you, because nobody ever says anything about you. If income tax regulations and algebra got together and had a baby, it would be more interesting than your posts. Now go get your shine box, looks like I got somebody's spooge on my boot from putting it in your ass.

:lol:

I just love seeing someone play tough on the internet. It really shows just how pathetic you are. Your first post to me in this thread you call me a moron. Then you feign taking offense at me returning the favor. Maybe you’ll learn some manners when your balls drop.
 

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Haslem is a cane booster, has always been a cane. He says coming to Florida was a business decision that worked out well for him. If he's not all in on the Gators then the hell with him.
 

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That's BS. Udonis was born and raised in the County Dade and is still tight with the homies he grew up with, most of whom root for the Canes by default, like Miami locals who didn't go to a Power 5 college (or any college) typically do.

So yes, UD has shown up with his bros at the occasional UM game or watch party. But I've had the good fortune of meeting him personally more than once, and he's always ready to knowledgeably comment on the current state of the Gators in both basketball and football. I've also heard him talking Gator sports a number of times with Channing Crowder on his local radio show on WQAM. I've never heard him say or imply anything about not having love for his alma mater. To the contrary.

On and by the way, his wife and mother of his two kids is also a Gator and was on the UF track team.
It's not bs, he said it himself when we played um in the Muschamp years. He said he is a lifelong cane and only pulls for UF in basketball. He said attending UF was a business decision and a good one at that.
 

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I love the Heat. I watch all 82 games every year and in-person as often as I can get down there. Crazy, I know...but I am a basketball junkie.

Getting too old for this shyt now but used to love a Bayside/AAA/South Beach night.
 

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