Jim McElwain's Introductory Press Conference

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If I had to guess, I’d say Foley orders all his clothes online. He has no use for shopping. That’s for unimportant, indecisive types who have too much time on their hands.

What he does instead is fixate on one candidate and then move into their house temporarily to cop a total feel. This is how Foley operates.

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The above was taken during the third day of his stay at Mac’s Colorado house. Foley had gotten so comfortable that he’d taken it upon himself to determine when and how long the windows should remain open. No telling how many loads of laundry he did during the stretch. At the end of the day, Butters couldn’t take anymore. He screamed, “ENOUGH ALREADY! I’ll take job for $3m per and you pay for the Claribelle hoteling during away games.”

It worked. Foley got on the next plane back to Gainesville. He had his man.
 

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Chimp at least works at coaching, he just sucks at it. Butters is a lazy, salary-stealing leech. That's much worse.
4 wins, 22-16 either way.

I'd almost say it's worse to TRY hard and suck as much as the lazy ass who did nothing.
 

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At the end of the day, Butters couldn’t take anymore. He screamed, “ENOUGH ALREADY! I’ll take job for $3m per and you pay for the Claribelle hoteling during away games.”

It worked. Foley got on the next plane back to Gainesville. He had his man.

And then he pitched in his own money to pay off his buy out. That was my first “uh-oh” moment.
 

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Doesn't have Spurrier's cockiness, Zook's amphetamine rush, Meyer's neurosis, or Champs roid rage.
Proud to see that I didn't slob his knob. But yeah I was meh. I listed what he didn't have but couldn't tell what he did have. Should've seen that shark fetish. All the signs were there; beady eyes, boat shoes, eagerness to move to Florida.
 

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I realize there is a plandemic, and no sports, but to discuss anything having to do with butters.. that's even worse than the insanity i see going on for this virus.

i feel dirty just posting in this thread
 

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