Puff piece from Andrue and Drooley on recruiting and facilities

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The drunken morons.

The ace recruiter and the new facility will give us a top 5 class.

What facility are they talking about? They think showing recruits some bulldozers that may or may not sometime bulldoze the MF baseball field sometime some day is going to help? While every other staff already has new facilities, some have new facilities that they have expanded and or remodeled twice since 2008? And while other recruiters can laugh and say "yeah.... they've been saying next year since 2015 lol"?

One recruiter is nice.

Elite teams have a staff of good recruiters.

Good try though drunken morons.
 
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"This next recruiting class is going to be a strange one (which explains Tennessee’s success) because the coaches have only been able to interact virtually. So it’s really the 2022 class that matters"

Already writing this one off since our staff took four months vacation while everyone else kept recruiting.

But the addition of an ace recruiter is all we need.


Any doubt Mullinz thinks he is on an 8-10 year plan? They SID parrot twins sure do also.

Probably already have the "you can't judge him on his yearly losses to Georgia and every other team with a pulse until the 2022, 2023 and 2024 class get here" articles written.
 
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Well without reading these two idiots, I will say this. If your head coach is not an ace recruiter (he is not) he must know what or who an ace recruiter is (he does not).

A new facility means squa-doosh. It must be a new facility that knocks people balls out which takes mucho dinero. Fooley and Fooley 2.0. You do the math.
 

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Don't get Swonkey started on our completely fantastic awe inspiring top notch #1 five star getting best in the country facilities.
 

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The last time I read so much schit in type, was the morning after durty had the dirty tacos and was live chatboxing it all.. and at least his story of the schits was entertaining.
 

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This next recruiting class is going to be a strange one (which explains Tennessee’s success) because the coaches have only been able to interact virtually. So it’s really the 2022 class that matters



Already writing this one off since our staff took four months vacation while everyone else kept recruiting.

But the addition of an ace recruiter is all we need.


Any doubt Mullinz thinks he is on an 8-10 year plan? They SID parrot twins sure do also.

Probably already have the "you can't judge him on his yearly losses to Georgia and every other team with a pulse until the 2022, 2023 and 2024 class get here" articles written.

Just wait there is more vacation coming in the next couple weeks. Nobody vacations like this staff
 

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Just wait there is more vacation coming in the next couple weeks. Nobody vacations like this staff
It's amazing.

I take it you are getting this from your people still inside?

Or twitter?
 

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This next recruiting class is going to be a strange one (which explains Tennessee’s success) because the coaches have only been able to interact virtually. So it’s really the 2022 class that matters



Already writing this one off since our staff took four months vacation while everyone else kept recruiting.

But the addition of an ace recruiter is all we need.


Any doubt Mullinz thinks he is on an 8-10 year plan? They SID parrot twins sure do also.

Probably already have the "you can't judge him on his yearly losses to Georgia and every other team with a pulse until the 2022, 2023 and 2024 class get here" articles written.
Who’s this mysterious ace recruiter?
 

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Who’s this mysterious ace recruiter?
Brewster. He does seem to be the only one currently employed.

I never thought we could find a bunch to out-lazy the last staff but we may have a winner.

I wonder if our athletic dept just breaks them. They come in with grand plans and then get Fooleyed over anything more expensive than a bucket of paint and some LED bulbs until they just give up.
 

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What is so wrong with the article?
It only makes sense to old people who enjoy other old senile people and who accept mediocrity and believe we should Wait Til 3-5 Years From Now!
 

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It only makes sense to old people who enjoy other old senile people and who accept mediocrity and believe we should Wait Til 3-5 Years From Now!

Do you even care that nothing you just wrote makes any sense? Wait, I'm sorry, Donk don't care about making sense...
 

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Getting rid of Knox & English...and finishing the new facility will only get us on par w/ Kentucky, Tenn, and maybe Auburn. Really a stupid discussion, but about what to expect from those two....
 

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Florida is where recruiting comes to die and turns into cashin checks and relaxin...it’s like a retirement plan but SEC style
 

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The last time I read so much schit in type, was the morning after durty had the dirty tacos and was live chatboxing it all.. and at least his story of the schits was entertaining.
my azzhole was on fire for a week....

damn central American shtholes :lol:
 

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