Welcome the Newest Member to the Gator Nation: Daniel Timothy 6 lbs, 4oz.

[PastyStoole]

Mom and baby are doing great. I tell you, the experience just keeps getting better. Go Gators!

 

[CaribGator]

Good to hear both are doing great and the dad is looking forward to less sleep, congrats

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[GR8 2B]

Congratulations, Pasty!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Lol.... ok Pasty. Your baby mama seems to be famous.

Breast Milk Studied As Potential Coronavirus Treatment - Chukslyonews

breast milk - Google Search

Not that I doubted a woman would breed w you.

 

[PastyStoole]

Lol.... ok Pasty.

Your baby mama seems to be famous.

Breast Milk Studied As Potential Coronavirus Treatment - Chukslyonews

breast milk - Google Search

Not that I doubted a woman would breed w you.

Neither me nor the baby have Coronovirus. What does that tell you?

 

[5-Star Finger]

Threads like this is why Gatorchatter exists.

All we need now is for BMF to pop in and suggest this thread needs to be merged with another thread on lactation.

 

[cover2]

Congratulations Pasty! Ever thought of changing your name to “MeconiumStoole” to commemorate this joyous occasion?

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Congrats. Not gonna lie tho; the thought of you having spawned is a little troubling.

 

[oxrageous]

Pasty, if that's a real post and there's a real baby involved, you are welcome to post a real picture.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Pasty, if that's a real post and there's a real baby involved, you are welcome to post a real picture.

Or he could post some delightful etchings.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Congrats

 

[RocketCityGator]

Congratulations!

 

[oxrageous]

That's a lot of hair! Congrats to you.

 

[gatormandan]

 

[5-Star Finger]

Mom and baby are doing great. I tell you, the experience just keeps getting better. Go Gators!

 

[PastyStoole]

I'm going to sue the hospital for releasing that picture on the internet. Also, I plan to find a divorce lawyer ASAP. I got fixed about six years ago, first of all, and secondly, there is no way a baby that looks like that could have come from my godlike loins.

 

[5-Star Finger]

I'm going to sue the hospital for releasing that picture on the internet. Also, I plan to find a divorce lawyer ASAP. I got fixed about six years ago, first of all, and secondly, there is no way a baby that looks like that could have come from my godlike loins.

They didn't even wait until the baby was born to post it, that's the most disrespectful part.

 

[bradgator2]

Pro tip: squirt the breast milk directly into your morning coffee

 

[oxrageous]

Pasty may be the first asshat to have a baby thread locked.