Nauseating puff piece on Feleipe Franks

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Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that if this dork scores a TD against us, he'll shush the crowd? Fans need to bring batteries, or at least freeze a few water bottles.
I can't give these suggestions enough likes. Bring it!!
 

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Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that if this dork scores a TD against us, he'll shush the crowd?
I real surprised if they score at all versus us.

Trading Bammer and Barn for Ole Miss and Arky was a god send.

Mullinz is fully capable of losing to almost anyone but we're not losing to those two.
 

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Swain would've had to adjust and come back for the under-thrown ball. But we were at like the 2. With the proper wind-up, I think he gets it there for the completion.
I know you're joking but the one thing Tree-on seemed to be able to do was throw that seam route for 20 or 30 yards.
 

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how the hell Driskel got drafted as a QB is baffling.
you and I could be NFL scouts. tomorrow.

hell we probably be so excited about it we might even review some game film.

100% improvement.
 

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Driskel is 5 times the QB Franks is. Franks is completely brainless, his physical abilities only take you so far in the NFL. He'd be a deer in the headlights if he ever gets a live snap. It would be hideous - "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" kinda hideous.

I honestly don't think it's possible for Franks to have a NFL pass attempt and it not be intercepted. If he threw 10 passes, there would be 10 picks.
 

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Driskel is 5 times the QB Franks is. Franks is completely brainless, his physical abilities only take you so far in the NFL. He'd be a deer in the headlights if he ever gets a live snap. It would be hideous - "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" kinda hideous.
Dipshyt was lucky to get 100 yards passing and have less than 21 points scored foe the opposig team.

Pick Sixskel.

I do hope Dip**** isn't gone out of the NFL but there's not much hope. I'd love to see him get the NFL's all-time worst quarterback win record

But he didnt shush anyone.
 

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Driskel is 5 times the QB Franks is. Franks is completely brainless, his physical abilities only take you so far in the NFL. He'd be a deer in the headlights if he ever gets a live snap. It would be hideous - "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" kinda hideous.

I honestly don't think it's possible for Franks to have a NFL pass attempt and it not be intercepted. If he threw 10 passes, there would be 10 picks.
Shush
 

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Some coach will throw a 6th or 7th round pick his way. If not, he will certainly get a camp invite.

On athletic talent alone he will get at least a throw away pick thrown his way... as a cheap camp arm or emergency qb.
 

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Driskel is 5 times the QB Franks is. Franks is completely brainless, his physical abilities only take you so far in the NFL. He'd be a deer in the headlights if he ever gets a live snap. It would be hideous - "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" kinda hideous.

I honestly don't think it's possible for Franks to have a NFL pass attempt and it not be intercepted. If he threw 10 passes, there would be 10 picks.

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