If you aren’t already broke from Covid shutdowns, you can pay $99 for your very own fan cutout!

[destingator]

Wow! How exciting!

 

[QueenCityGator]

Only good reason to buy this would be if money goes toward charity

 

[bradgator2]

Can we send in 30,000 chomp girls?

 

[soflagator]

Only good reason to buy this would be if money goes toward charity

It is. It’s going to the “Well **** Looks Like We May Have Wildly Misread This Whole Thing” fund.

Pretty sure I’ve been at the “Gold” level for over a decade.

 

[oxrageous]

I'd say this is embarrassing, but we zipped by embarrassing months ago.

Future generations are going to laugh like hell at us.

 

[Musclepug]

$99 for a cutout is more than going in person. Lol

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Can we send in 30,000 chomp girls?

Is that Joe Biden in disguise behind her sniffing her hair?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'm cool with it if they let me stand up and have fire Foley and Strickland painted on my chest.

 

[wrpgator]

Is that Joe Biden in disguise behind her sniffing her hair?

Good eye. Enhanced detail from a facial recognition program possibly developed by the FBI reveals that when you remove the Senior Groucho Marx disguise, it is, in fact, Creeper Joe.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Is that Joe Biden in disguise behind her sniffing her hair?

Looks more like Stan Lee.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Looks more like Stan Lee.

That was the intention of the disguise.

 

[soflagator]

Can we send in 30,000 chomp girls?

At first glance you may wonder why Manny(blue shirt, bottom left) is so excited. Put aside the win. He's got Chomp girl's rack in his face, her clearly intoxicated friend sitting next to her, and the girl doing bumps behind him as a fallback. There was no way this night wasn't going to end well.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Leave it to Brad to post the picture again AND have it saved

 

[Swamp Donkey]

At first glance you may wonder why Manny(blue shirt, bottom left) is so excited. Put aside the win. He's got Chomp girl's rack in his face, her clearly intoxicated friend sitting next to her, and the girl doing bumps behind him as a fallback. There was no way this night wasn't going to end well.

Lets face it, shirt folding girl is worthy too.

 

[bradgator2]

Leave it to Brad to post the picture again AND have it saved

She's famous. Just go to google images and search "chomp girl". You wont be disappointed.

The chomp shirt does her no justice.

Allegedly.

 

[divits]

$99 for a cutout is more than going in person. Lol

Not really. Cheapest nosebleed "Sunshine Seats" tickets are $175 a piece.

 

[divits]

She's famous. Just go to google images and search "chomp girl". You wont be disappointed.

The chomp shirt does her no justice.
Allegedly.

Dang. You aren't kidding. I thought from the original pic she might be kinda heavy in the lower half. Definitely not so.

 

[TheDouglas78]

She's famous. Just go to google images and search "chomp girl". You wont be disappointed.

The chomp shirt does her no justice.

Allegedly.

Being Byron is suggesting it, you know you shouldn't look it up while at work.

 

[wrpgator]

Dang. You aren't kidding. I thought from the original pic she might be kinda heavy in the lower half. Definitely not so.

To hell with sending her cardboard cutout to the Swamp. I think I'm going to order it and have it sent to the house.

 

[Musclepug]

@wrpgator