The Chimp mercifully FIRED at South Carolina; to hire Shane Beamer as coach

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Chump can rot in hell. In fact ass-rape, federal prison is too good for him. That stubborn, arrogant SOB took a 2-time national championship team and turned it into a laughing stock. He took a team with the luster of being one of the premier programs in college football to the depths of one of the worst teams in college football. And the in the process wiped away decades of good will.
After 30+ years of holding season tickets I gave them up because I couldn't stomach to watch the garbage he put on the field. I went to one game in 2012 and then gave up watching. For the first time in 40 years I didn't bother to watch the FSU game so disgusted I was with Chump ball. I went to no games in 2013 and didn't renew my tickets after that. When the UAA called I told them that it would take years to repair the damage Chump had done and after that maybe I'd come back.
On a positive note I used up all my coach hate on Chump. I can no longer get fired up or pissed-off at a coach because I've seen what hell looks like and nothing is as bad as Chump as your head coach.
 

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On a positive note I used up all my coach hate on Chump. I can no longer get fired up or pissed-off at a coach because I've seen what hell looks like and nothing is as bad as Chump as your head coach.
Butters gave it the 'ol college try. Did pretty damn well.
 

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Chump can rot in hell. In fact ass-rape, federal prison is too good for him. That stubborn, arrogant SOB took a 2-time national championship team and turned it into a laughing stock. He took a team with the luster of being one of the premier programs in college football to the depths of one of the worst teams in college football. And the in the process wiped away decades of good will.
After 30+ years of holding season tickets I gave them up because I couldn't stomach to watch the garbage he put on the field. I went to one game in 2012 and then gave up watching. For the first time in 40 years I didn't bother to watch the FSU game so disgusted I was with Chump ball. I went to no games in 2013 and didn't renew my tickets after that. When the UAA called I told them that it would take years to repair the damage Chump had done and after that maybe I'd come back.
On a positive note I used up all my coach hate on Chump. I can no longer get fired up or pissed-off at a coach because I've seen what hell looks like and nothing is as bad as Chump as your head coach.

Sorry mate, your anger shouldnt be at Chimp it should go back to the man that hired him; Foley. Chimp should have never been hired and was in over his head but is that his fault or the power brokers that took one look at this guy and said "Yes, this is the guy"
 

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Can you imagine the embarrassment his kids suffer? His son Willy goes to first day of class at the new school.

Teacher: Class, we have a new student, Willie Muschamp. Willie, come up here & tell us about yourself.
Willie, standing in front of everybody: I’m Willie Muschamp & this is my 6th school in the past 9 years.
Teacher: Oh, is your father in the military?
Willie: No, he’s a football coach, apparently a crappy one. He keeps getting fired & we have to move a lot.
Teacher: Well what are you doing here in (insert city name)
Willie: He was just hired by the local college. Soon enough, he’ll have this program just as effed up as he did Florida & South Carolina.

Class students jeer young Willie unmercifully as they pelt him with tomatoes &raw eggs. The teacher gives him an F minus on his introductory project and sends him to the principal’s office for consideration of immediate expulsion.
 

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I am really not happy about this. Getting Freeze or certain other coaches could make them competitive again. Maybe not a consistent threat, but definitely a team with a punching chance at something with a few bounces. Someone posted on the Twitter machine that they should consider Brian Johnson...I'm not saying someone should be kneecapped or have brakes cut, but it wasn't Mullen who decided a bunch of read options with Trask was a bad idea imo.
 

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They can't afford to pay Freeze, and Freeze has the same agent as Duncechump, the agent that cleaned them out already one time.

I would bet a safe hire like Napier.
 

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I am really not happy about this. Getting Freeze or certain other coaches could make them competitive again. Maybe not a consistent threat, but definitely a team with a punching chance at something with a few bounces. Someone posted on the Twitter machine that they should consider Brian Johnson...I'm not saying someone should be kneecapped or have brakes cut, but it wasn't Mullen who decided a bunch of read options with Trask was a bad idea imo.
In all seriousness, why would a good established coach go to USC? You can't win there, everyone knows it. It's similar to a Ole Miss/MSU situation. Your only hope is to get lucky with lightning in a bottle with a young, unproven up-and-comer. And then enjoy it, because he'll leave as soon as he can.
 

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Butters at least wanted to score. He had no clue how of course. Not sure you can say that about Chump.
The Chimp at least worked at his job. Butters was inexcusably lazy. I think Chimp is better, how sad is that? Jim McElwain is the sorriest excuse for a coach I have ever seen.
 

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