The Chimp mercifully FIRED at South Carolina; to hire Shane Beamer as coach

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he might be able to land a job at BSPN, pending a woke-ness assessment.
 

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Muschamp wanted to score, too. His wet dream was for his defense to score a safety with no time remaining and win the game 2-0. He used to jag off to this thought every night in the darkness of his bedroom.

Were you working the camera for him or what?
 

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he might be able to land a job at BSPN, pending a woke-ness assessment.


Lol, not one of the chairs but a guy they pan over to off to the side

Dckhead1 "Coach, how would you assess the home team's defense in the first half? Any adjustments they need to make?"

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Dckhead2 "Do you have any advice for the the visiting team?"

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Dckhead1 "What about that missed call that cost them a first down?"

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Dckhead2 "Though, that defensive lineup with 9 deep and rushing 2, somewhat unorthodox. What's your take?"

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chferg

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No, our DC has done that with his idiotic double fake reverse defenses.

TG’d scheme is responsible for poor fundamentals by our DBs? Marco and Elam get abused routinely by third rate receivers...play flat footed, don’t play the ball, etc...that’s on the position coach.

sorry bro, Gray isn’t that great of a CB coach and nothing I’ve seen changes that
 

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Interesting thread on a gamecock board. The title was the Muschamp Culture. Starts with a tweet about the contrast between former Spurrier players and former/current Muschamp players based on comments each are making. As expected, it’s 2014 all over again and several players are very vocal about their disagreement and even blaming the fans. The link is below. One fan comment that I found particularly accurate was this:

Those players think that because that's what they produced. Spurrier's players think more wins is the expectation because they produced it. You are what you what you eat. Muschamps players act like there was an invisible force keeping them down. They just weren't very good. Hope this attitude is rooted out. Its poison.”

So well put. It was always the adversity here. It couldn’t possibly be that they’d failed in evaluating, preparing and coaching these players, right? And it became this mindset that took years to get rid of.

Muschamp Culture
 

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Muschamp has accepted a job teaching at the Bernie Madoff Higher Education Center now sponsored by Enron and the descendants of Enrico Ponzi
 

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The Chimp at least worked at his job. Butters was inexcusably lazy. I think Chimp is better, how sad is that? Jim McElwain is the sorriest excuse for a coach I have ever seen.

Me too

Muschamp really tried but was in over his head
McElwain was a complete fraud with the audacity to be arrogant
 

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If you're a gamecock fan. How do you expect more than 7 wins with a couple of losing seasons sprinkled in? I think they had like 3 or 4 good years with spurrier . Outside of that they've been fighting vandy and Kentucky for worst team in the east.
 

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The Chimp at least worked at his job. Butters was inexcusably lazy. I think Chimp is better, how sad is that? Jim McElwain is the sorriest excuse for a coach I have ever seen.
Hitler worked hard at his job. It's a low bar for admiration. Chump worked hard at embarrassing the University of Florida and filling the record books with his low points that'll never be beat.
 

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Can

Class students jeer young Willie unmercifully as they pelt him with tomatoes &raw eggs. The teacher gives him an F minus on his introductory project and sends him to the principal’s office for consideration of immediate expulsion.
TRULY AWESOME POST. I love the way you think.
 

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TLB was never married. He just couldn't pass on a golden finger-wagging opportunity.
"Never Married" and "Golden Finger Wagging" are both euphemisms for a homosexual lifestyle. You owe TLB and his partner/roommate an apology as well.
 
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