The Chimp mercifully FIRED at South Carolina; to hire Shane Beamer as coach

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Class students jeer young Willie unmercifully as they pelt him with tomatoes &raw eggs. The teacher gives him an F minus on his introductory project and sends him to the principal’s office for consideration of immediate expulsion.

Then he gets an extension to his 12-year contract.
 

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Can I get his job? I would gladly take half that much $$ to fail and do it even quicker...
 

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I think best case scenario is for Grantham to be hired by USCe, fsu fires Norvell while paying a massive buyout, and then fsu hires Muschamp due to his recruiting ties in Florida and the south. :proud:
 

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If you're a gamecock fan. How do you expect more than 7 wins with a couple of losing seasons sprinkled in? I think they had like 3 or 4 good years with spurrier . Outside of that they've been fighting vandy and Kentucky for worst team in the east.

I couldn't possibly care less about the Cocks.

However, there is something of a parallel to them and us pre-HBC. Now, even the Bear himself long referred to us as a "sleeping giant". And that giant didn't awaken until 1990 and the arrival of the HBC.

Given USCe is a large, state, public flagship school with a big and decent stadium (saw us and Timmy whup them there in 2007), better facilities than ours, currently anyway (apparently), decent recruiting base, excellent fan support and affiliated with the best football conference in the land, and loose academic standards, there's no reason they shouldn't have some success. Heck, dynasties were built in crappier states like Alabama and Nebraska. Friggin Nebraska, the Siberia of the USA. At least South Carolina has beaches and great golf.

Fuchs Chump and fuchs the Cocks. Both could fall off the planet this afternoon and I wouldn't care. But I do think there is no real foundational reason USCe can't be consistently a lot better.
 

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TLB was never married. He just couldn't pass on a golden finger-wagging opportunity.

I actually had a response planned out about how she died of cancer in recent years, the horror of watching her wither away in front of our children.

:embarrassed::embarrassed::embarrassed: I sooorry. I take it backey. Please extend my apologies to your better half. :lol:

Actually, she's alive and well, and not speaking to me since I voted for Trump. She may as well be dead to me at this point. :grin:
 

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However, there is something of a parallel to them and us pre-HBC. Now, even the Bear himself long referred to us as a "sleeping giant". And that giant didn't awaken until 1990 and the arrival of the HBC..
:yawn:

we were sleeping giant because we had most talent in the southeast right at home in the state of Florida. Basically we have enough talent to support 5 elite teams, or two or three elite teams and a skill player core of several other elite teams across the country.

There is almost no talent in SC. They have the same chance as Ole Miss I guess.
 

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"Never Married" and "Golden Finger Wagging" are both euphemisms for a homosexual lifestyle. You owe TLB and his partner/roommate an apology as well.
You're literally the only person on planet Earth that could have posted a response like this.

Now you have me thinking just what "golden finger wagging" could entail in the gay community. Damn you, you sick bastard. :lol:
 

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Or butters.
He's doing a helluva job at Central Michigan. I just hope the Cocks don't wake up to what a great hire McElwain could be for them. If they realize, counting his time at Bama, he coached in more SECCG and NC games than any active coach in the SEC not named Saban, that could mean real trouble for us. Man, I hope they don't figure all this out.
 

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He's doing a helluva job at Central Michigan. I just hope the Cocks don't wake up to what a great hire McElwain could be for them. If they realize, counting his time at Bama, he coached in more SECCG and NC games than any active coach in the SEC not named Saban, that could mean real trouble for us. Man, I hope they don't figure all this out.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 

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I know, right? And look at the job Wilie (he only has 1 L) Taggart is doing at FAU. Imagine if they looked outside the box and hired a McElwain/Taggart HC/OC tandem. Watch out SEC if that were to happen. Someone wake up Clarabelle because the Cocks are rising.
 

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Someone wake up Clarabelle because the Cocks are rising.
Don't you remember Mac's interview concerning his dog?

Q: Ok, getting back on topic, please...your quarterbacks really struggled here, coach. It seems like for some fans the expectations were set high from the beginning. You were thought of as kind of a 'quarterback whisperer,' in fact, you made the comment early on that you could teach your dog Clarabelle to run this offense. Do you think you put yourself in a hole by making those comments.

JM: Look I've taught my dog Clarabelle to do a lot of things, (by the way, peanut butter is great training tool. You can get your dog to do almost anything by putting peanut butter in just the right spot), but I've never actually taught her to play quarterback. I was being facetious with my original comment, and I think most fans recognize that. As far as me being a 'quarterback whisperer' or whatever, I've never called myself that. And yet, I've whispered a thing or two into Clarabelle's ear - a man's love for his dog really knows no bounds - but that's about it. I don't have to defend myself.

Q: Uh huh...oh boy...

JM: But to answer your question, did I put myself into that particular hole? You bet I did. Many times, over and over.


EXCLUSIVE: Mac's Final Interview
 

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You're literally the only person on planet Earth that could have posted a response like this.

Now you have me thinking just what "golden finger wagging" could entail in the gay community. Damn you, you sick bastard. :lol:
Apparantly, it's a prostate massage, or in more common parlance, "Prostate Milking."
Urban Dictionary: Golden Finger
:lol:
 
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