I am at a loss now.
Where will I go now if I want to be lectured on how to be a subservient gator fan that never questions anything that UF does?
Where will I go to be called a gidiot because I think that a beatnik is not a good fit for the UF football program?
Where will I go to read about UF sports that only focuses on the messaging that UF endorsed?
Where will I go to have bullish!t woke politics shoved down my throat in the middle of a sports column?
Maybe they can find a young, delusional but arrogant columnist that UF has indoctrinated to continue with his worthless legacy.
Then again maybe I will just continue to ignore the Sun like I have for the last few years
Songs he will recommend listening to on his Ipod Shuffle in retirementThe end of an error. I will truly miss hearing what is on his iPod shuffle.
I thought you were the board historian. Where's @Durty South Swamp? He tells a good story. Somebody tell me a damn story!! Then I can eat my apple slices, drink my juice box and lay down on my mat for my afternoon nap.
Because there's content here...But when the Sun asked you for money you told them to take a flying **** at a rolling donut. Why didn't you tell me the same thing?
Ahhhh, thanks @stephenPE, oops I mean Grandpa Simpson.
The short version is the website was being flakey. 78 created a thread where he posted the website of the bios of the top brass of the parent company. At that time, I happened to be reading the website of David Thorne. He would post side splitting email exchanges that he had with people. Here is in an example (be careful, this website can consume a lot of your time)
Yeah thats not what I was looking for at all.
Anyway, I posted a completely fake email exchange with one of the top brass. I was basically rambling on how the hamsters powering the wheels needed food.
Someone at the Sun saw it, thought it was real, and freaked out.
What happened next? I honestly cant remember. I think they took the site down for a day, or deleted that thread, warned all of us about some disruptive posters or so something like that.
Well, that only adds fuel to the fire. I immediately post another email exchange with the top brass and accused them of doing inappropriate things with those hamsters. The site was permanently shutdown within a minute of that post.
Allegedly.
This is the kind of job that could get a young journalist exposure and a great stepping stone to something bigger - even Crucial moved up after being there. I would think there would be some ambitious guys willing to do it for peanuts. Literally peanuts.
David Thorne is absolutely hilarious and you’re correct in that it can consume hours of your time.The short version is the website was being flakey. 78 created a thread where he posted the website of the bios of the top brass of the parent company. At that time, I happened to be reading the website of David Thorne. He would post side splitting email exchanges that he had with people. Here is in an example (be careful, this website can consume a lot of your time)
Yeah thats not what I was looking for at all.
Anyway, I posted a completely fake email exchange with one of the top brass. I was basically rambling on how the hamsters powering the wheels needed food.
Someone at the Sun saw it, thought it was real, and freaked out.
What happened next? I honestly cant remember. I think they took the site down for a day, or deleted that thread, warned all of us about some disruptive posters or so something like that.
Well, that only adds fuel to the fire. I immediately post another email exchange with the top brass and accused them of doing inappropriate things with those hamsters. The site was permanently shutdown within a minute of that post.
Allegedly.
You think I really care if you throw money at Ox?I know you where kidding.
But Swamp called me a #Freeloader and a #Gidiot.
Apple slices or apple pie?I thought you were the board historian. Where's Then I can eat my apple slices...
You forgot the part about "your excellent webservers, which work just as well today as they did in 1988, amazing considering so few programmers still know how to write code in Pong...."Hampsters"
You forgot the part about "your excellent webservers, which work just as well today as they did in 1988, amazing considering so few programmers still know how to write code in Pong....
That's a natural mistake...it's not like anyone was paying any attention, one way or the other.I had no idea that fat, lazy ass was still employed.
I'm only a few minutes in, never heard of the guy before, and my sides already hurt from hysterical laughter. The one about the poster for the missing cat killed me. "No Reward!"
@bradgator2, were your email exchanges with "the brass" totally fabricated, or was it their actual replies to your phony messages?