***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs. Aww Sniggity Snaps!***

GatorBart

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Here's the simulation of Saturday's game - though it was supposed to be Week #2.
 

Durty South Swamp

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Slurp a schlong and snigity snap. Da cats gonna treat you gays like a turkey - spread wide, stuffed and packed.

Hit me up at the RV in the stadium lot, I'll be the reason ya hoe screamin bout her swollen G spot. Sod slangin and pvssy bangin, yall ain't got nuttin on the meat I'm hanging.

Cats are wild and gays are crap. Tell ya mommas I said thanks for that fat ass WAP.

Cats 42, gays 12.

Hootie Hoo!!!
 

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Slurp a schlong and snigity snap. Da cats gonna treat you gays like a turkey - spread wide, stuffed and packed.

Hit me up at the RV in the stadium lot, I'll be the reason ya hoe screamin bout her swollen G spot. Sod slangin and pvssy bangin, yall ain't got nuttin on the meat I'm hanging.

Cats are wild and gays are crap. Tell ya mommas I said thanks for that fat ass WAP.

Cats 42, gays 12.

Hootie Hoo!!!

Awesome. Though this may be too spot on. Have you outed yourself as ‘mania’s alias
 

Durty South Swamp

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Awesome. Though this may be too spot on. Have you outed yourself as ‘mania’s alias
every year I do a couple of these posts in the game thread for ky jelly week. And every year immediately following, I have a handful of folks ask if mania was a durty alias. It isn't. He was around on the old board before I even knew of the place. I'm just good at impressions, and catmania is alot of fun to impersonate :lol:
 

SGG

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Slurp a schlong and snigity snap. Da cats gonna treat you gays like a turkey - spread wide, stuffed and packed.

Hit me up at the RV in the stadium lot, I'll be the reason ya hoe screamin bout her swollen G spot. Sod slangin and pvssy bangin, yall ain't got nuttin on the meat I'm hanging.

Cats are wild and gays are crap. Tell ya mommas I said thanks for that fat ass WAP.

Cats 42, gays 12.

Hootie Hoo!!!
I get the feeling that catmania is this guy in real life
 

gatordad3

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Have us go to Tennessee this weekend, since they are off, anyways, then have Kentucky come to Gainesville next Saturday and move the UK/USC game from next weekend to December 12th. There you go.
As long as you're not the dude we all call Sas around here, welcome to the board. You may want to get yourself an av for your profile soon.
 

Gatormac2112

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Have us go to Tennessee this weekend, since they are off, anyways, then have Kentucky come to Gainesville next Saturday and move the UK/USC game from next weekend to December 12th. There you go.
I gave you your first stoned, because I have tickets to the Tennessee game. Would be pretty silly driving up there and airbnbing a place for 2 nights and there not be a game :sadnanner:

***If you've lurked here enough you know that getting dislikes and stoned and face palms are commonplace and mostly in gest. Be happy when you see them. Welcome aboard.
 

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If this game ends up not happening, what they may do is cancel our game with LSU, have us play UK instead, and then let Bama play LSU.
 

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They ain't gonna cancel nuttin'. That was nothing more than that worthless Stoops throwing up an excuse in advance of their beatdown.
 

maheo30

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Stoops isn't the complete coward NorveLLLLLL is. I added the 7th L because they forfeited against the fightin Dabos.
 

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Stoops has been treated as sort of a God out there in Lexington for a few years now, but why? Simply because the Wildcats haven't been a complete embarrassment under his watch? He's never won anything, and UK never really gets any better. The man is a overrated, fat joke and he knows it. They are having a garbage season and he's going to come up with any excuse he can, COVID is a golden opportunity.

He needs to be fired FOR CAUSE tomorrow, he's a disgrace. Just a lousy coach all around. Fire him and escort his fat ass out.
 

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