Kyle Pitts has cosmetic nose surgery; dominates upon return with awesome new nose

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So for the first time ever, we have a player missing games in the middle of a season for a completely voluntary, cosmetic procedure. I wonder if Trevor Lawrence will follow suit and finally get his boob job?
I guess having fallen down in my duties as being the board negative voice, Ox feels the need to fill the void.
 

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In due time we all will get the full explanation. Perhaps his nose was shattered badly enough that reconstruction is required to assure proper breathing. My sister had a nose-smashed so bad by a baseball bat that it made a God-awful wheezing sound until surgically corrected. {She was a softball catcher.)
How many times did she beat you up when you were kids?
 

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So for the first time ever, we have a player missing games in the middle of a season for a completely voluntary, cosmetic procedure. I wonder if Trevor Lawrence will follow suit and finally get his boob job?
funniest thing i've read in awhile, good one ox
 

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Pitts is so much better than every other TE in the nation it appears he'll be a cinch for the Mackey Award even after missing two games. He already has more TD's (11) in six games than any TE in the country had the entire 2019 season.
 

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Pitts has height, great hands and improved route running working in his favor. He’s become a better blocker. His work ethic is terrific. What he lacks and which will make him more pedestrian in the NFL is speed.
 

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Pitts has height, great hands and improved route running working in his favor. He’s become a better blocker. His work ethic is terrific. What he lacks and which will make him more pedestrian in the NFL is speed.
He has more than enough speed for TE in the NFL. He isn't going into the league as a WR.
 

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He has more than enough speed for TE in the NFL. He isn't going into the league as a WR.

He’ll have to be plugged into the right offense. He’s not a blocking tight end.
 

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If he paid for cosmetic rhinoplasty he needs to get his money back.
 

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Pitts has height, great hands and improved route running working in his favor. He’s become a better blocker. His work ethic is terrific. What he lacks and which will make him more pedestrian in the NFL is speed.

Hard to say how he'll translate to the NFL. It always is. Initially they'll value his hands, quickness, and blocking. When the live bullets fly we'll know.
 

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Pitts has height, great hands and improved route running working in his favor. He’s become a better blocker. His work ethic is terrific. What he lacks and which will make him more pedestrian in the NFL is speed.
Don't really disagree, but he is not slow. That cb didn't catch him yesterday.
 

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