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I know this ain't swamp gas, so I put coaching info into the coaching change thread.
Which, oh by the way, was in the coaching change thread long before that other gay ass thread was created.

Edit: I was wrong.
 

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No way Pruitt survives a bad season and probation - he will be our new DC
 

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I sense Butch saying to Cousin Eddie. "Cousin Eddie: I will catch up with you after next season and confirm how sweet it is to still have a shyt ton of money for being such a disaster at a P5 job and then getting to be a head coach at a school where no one comes to the games and does not give a shyt."
 

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they were probably discussing the best way to celebrate moral victories.

Jones: “Did you ever think, in your wildest dreams, that a couple of dumb fcvks like us could fleece these huge institutions of so much money without being put in prison? :lol:

Mullen: “No, I didn’t! Ain’t life grand? Let’s get it while the gettings good, Butch!! :lol: :lol: :bwahaha:
 

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Edit: Pelini’s contract was $2.3M per year for three years (so roughly $7 million) fully guaranteed.

 
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Maybe it is me but I feel like Major Applewhite is the Joe Lee Dunn Jr. of Offensive Coordinators.

He's had an interesting career for sure - he was the OC at Alabama under Saban, OC at Texas & Houston, a head coach for two years at Houston (getting fired after letting Army blow them out by 50+ points), and was an analyst at Alabama for the last two years....and all he can land is a G5 OC job? I'm sure he could have been a position coach somewhere, so maybe he held out for any OC job he could land. I'm surprised he ditched Butch for South Alabama.
 

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Ed O is cleaning house:

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So Farmer Fran is forced to play a ton of true freshmen this year on both sides of the ball due to a ton of losses from last year's team either for eligibility or guys opting out. Yes their defense sucked ballz and Farmer Fran says I don;t care we are making changes. Yet Cousin Eddie watches Joe Lee Dunn Jr. coaching a unit that has tons of experience both by playing time and age, yet we still can't even get lined up before each play. And last time I checked Joe Lee Dunn Jr. is still employed by UF? Makes me think that Farmer Fran is only 90% as dumb as he sounds.
 

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So Farmer Fran is forced to play a ton of true freshmen this year on both sides of the ball due to a ton of losses from last year's team either for eligibility or guys opting out. Yes their defense sucked ballz and Farmer Fran says I don;t care we are making changes. Yet Cousin Eddie watches Joe Lee Dunn Jr. coaching a unit that has tons of experience both by playing time and age, yet we still can't even get lined up before each play. And last time I checked Joe Lee Dunn Jr. is still employed by UF? Makes me think that Farmer Fran is only 90% as dumb as he sounds.

Ed O beating Cousin Eddie on AND off the field.....
 

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