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I would crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to eat her toe nail clippings.That's the same one I am referring to. Not the one that John Snow hammered in the cave.
I would crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to eat her toe nail clippings.That's the same one I am referring to. Not the one that John Snow hammered in the cave.
I did that once and when I got there she had like this terrible toe fungus so I just kept heading north.I would crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to eat her toe nail clippings.
Wonder Women 1984 (HBOMax) Gal Gadot is in this... which is the only reason to slog through this two and a half hour Hallmark TV movie. They let a girl write and direct this and it shows. The action scenes are few, far between and terrible. What we do get is a lot of angst, longing and personal discovery. Sooo... Gal and Kristen Wiig work in the same Museum when Wiig receives some artifacts including a wish crystal dildo. Coincidentally Pedro Pascal shows up in a horrible toupee to play a white guy who's ponzi scheme oil company is about to be exposed.
Gal and Wiig believe the artifact to be fake. However, Gal wishes on it to have Steve (Chris Pine) back. And Wiig wishes on it to be like Gal and Pedro knows that the crystal is real and obtains it from Wiig. Pedro wishes for.... infinite wishes. I kid you not. Gal figures that infinite wishes are a bad thing so her and Steve are off on the great Crystal Heist. I could go on and on much like the movie but I'll spare you. Interestingly, they allow Gal to stretch her acting chops. Gal Gadot as an actress, I can say with much conviction is very very pretty.
Joe Bob says... your wife should check it out,
Try Humanoids from the Deep.Piranha 3DD (2012) - IMDb
Didn't catch the whole thing, I'd say last two-thirds. Here's the summary...
Waterpark, piranhas, boobs, "The Hoff", boobs, piranhas, Gary Busey and other obscure star cameos/characters, legless Ving Rhames trying to overcome demons from previous Piranha movie, boobs, piranhas, gore, blood covered boobs, gore, "The Hoff," boobs, piranhas, really funny ending with really funny closing line by "The Hoff."
Biggest disappointment? Didn't get to see the female lead's boobs. She wasn't the hottest girl in the movie, but c'mon man! What, is she "special"? We have a right to see them in a movie like this.
I'm a simple man, I was entertained.
WHAT POWERS THE F*CKING TRAIN?!?!!?!? ;)
Back when we used bowling as yet another excuse to drink, whenever one pin would keep wiggling, whether it fell over or not, we would all get quiet, then look at each other and say, CHUDs!!!"Haven't see that......hmmmm.
Well, I will assume alot of T&A.Back when we used bowling as yet another excuse to drink, whenever one pin would keep wiggling, whether it fell over or not, we would all get quiet, then look at each other and say, CHUDs!!!"
For those not in "the know," C.H.U.D. stands for Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
I got to meet Frank Abignale at a convention. Pretty friendly dude, but you could tell he was a slick MF’er.Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Who knew this film was that old? When it came out, I was very interested, given the general positive reviews. A friend told me it's on Netflix through the end of January (sorry for not sharing earlier if anyone else was interested). Wow...good watch.
Hanks pulls off the FBI agent as flawlessly Hanks normally does and has you expecting. DiCaprio begins the film as a young teen and we watchin him during his 16-20 age frame. Kid had balls of steel huger than most. I expected a bit of taunt and chase, but there really wasn't as much taunt. The film shows the humanity of each character, and more to the relationship than a simple chase film. And it was fun! I like era films that carry over the look and feel, and this film did great capturing the 60's, with several really good supporting roles. Bottom line, if you haven't seen it, you should. Date night or man time, either way I definitely recommend it. 8/10.
Just spent 90min watching this one. In the last 10min I realized I'd seen it long ago...dammit.
Ninja Assasin (2009)
Bottom line, we (I) came for the fight scenes. Those were decent, but overkilled (pun intended) with the special effects. The rest of the scenes were a waste of time. I do not recommend this, on any count.
Never heard of it... what's it about?I rewatched the godfather this past weekend. In a day and era where movies are mass produced, plot lines are copied, and shock value, isms and racial/gender/wokisms are substituted for actual quality, it was a refreshing change and a real treat.
Excellent movie. Gonna watch #2 this weekend probably.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Who knew this film was that old? When it came out, I was very interested, given the general positive reviews. A friend told me it's on Netflix through the end of January (sorry for not sharing earlier if anyone else was interested). Wow...good watch.
Hanks pulls off the FBI agent as flawlessly Hanks normally does and has you expecting. DiCaprio begins the film as a young teen and we watchin him during his 16-20 age frame. Kid had balls of steel huger than most. I expected a bit of taunt and chase, but there really wasn't as much taunt. The film shows the humanity of each character, and more to the relationship than a simple chase film. And it was fun! I like era films that carry over the look and feel, and this film did great capturing the 60's, with several really good supporting roles. Bottom line, if you haven't seen it, you should. Date night or man time, either way I definitely recommend it. 8/10.
good movie. Old man, patriarch, has some kids and is a godfather to a close friends son. Looks out for everyone, dies of old age. Youngest son carries on the family name and becomes a godfather to his nephew. A real edge of your seater....Never heard of it... what's it about?