UF Fall Camp: camp over...Game 1 up next

[Swamp Donkey]

Haha, That is what attracted me to this place. Makes me feel more comfortable hanging around dumber people than myself... ;)

Myself huh?

Add lack of English grammar skills.

 

[BMF]

No spring game. Stricklin got woke:

 

[Nalt]

Myself huh?

Add lack of English grammar skills.

What? Would it have made you feel better if I had typed "mice elf?"

 

[MJMGator]

No spring game. Stricklin got woke:

Told ya.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Oh no. I am well prepared to recognize sarcasm. But while I'm in Hawaii I'll be on the lookout for a "sense of humor" meter for you. PM me your address so I can ship it to you if I do find one...

Thinking you are funny doesn’t make you funny

Keep trying though

 

[neteng]

2008-2020+ is just a bit more than a "little flash in the pan" don't you think?

And BTW, where is this "Word" coming from? SEC coaches that are NOT at Bama?

What a twatwaffle.

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

No spring game. Stricklin got woke:

Sucks man

 

[Frozen Gator]

I'm out of patience and DON'T understand! I'm sick and tired of wokeness.

 

[BMF]

Desmond Watson:

 

[BMF]

More from the press conference:

 

[BMF]

March 20th last day of spring practice. March 31st is pro day.

 

[BMF]

 

[BMF]

 

[lizardbreath]

Bama's Spring game is set for April 17th. I know you all don't really care about that. I'm bummed because I'm going to have to miss it this year. Work is sending me to Hawaii for about 5 or 6 weeks which makes missing the A-Day game much easier... ;)

I hate you.

 

[lizardbreath]

Hawaii is a fcuking schithole

And an expensive one at that.

 

[lagator]

While you are in Hawaii you might want to see if you can buy a sarcasm meter.

I was thinking a gallon of bleach but your suggestion is probably more civil.

 

[GatorJ]

A nice read

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

A nice read

Nice to see Dan still showing up to press conferences in costumes

 

[Swamp Donkey]

What a twatwaffle.

I am donkey, and I support this message.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Ergo, my agent was angling for more $$$$, despite that I am already nonchampion coach making champion money, and my arrogant ass bought in. As it turns out, no NFL teams really wanted to run QB keepers as the primary offense.

My agent suggested the next best move to make is to publicly let the Oregon States of the world know I want the job or perhaps eating corn with a Nebraska hat on the table just to let other teams know Im looking for a job soon.