Tiger Woods has compound leg fracture and shattered ankle from solo car wreck

[URGatorBait]

Compound fracture to his leg and a shattered ankle

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

He's gone. The deputy left. With Tiger's clubs lol

Lucky me. I just bought them off Ebay. Paid $500 for the set. I wonder what the deputy's going to do with the cash?

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Compound fracture to his leg and a shattered ankle

Go ahead URG. We all know you want to make a joke about Tiger finally having a handicap.

 

[URGatorBait]

Go ahead URG. We all know you want to make a joke about Tiger finally having a handicap.

You did it for me

 

[GatorBart]

Would you want a freaking chauffeur? I like driving.

I like driving.
But I like drinking................and other stuff that would keep me from legally driving if I over indulge. Wonder what Tiger’s blood workup will look like this time around? A few drinks and some adderal again? Dude needs a driver if he can’t stay sober.
At least he’s only ever hurt himself, his vehicles, his reputation.........and a 7 iron.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

I am impressed by the way that panoramic sunroof held up.

 

[neteng]

Gordon makes fun about fox news reporting while regurgitating 4 pages worth of everything fox news tells him about the story and even argues about certain facts on the story using fox news as his source

 

[bradgator2]

On Fox they keep suggesting that maybe he swerved to avoid a coyote.

Was the coyote transporting illegal alien children? /aoc

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Gordon makes fun about fox news reporting while regurgitating 4 pages worth of everything fox news tells him about the story and even argues about certain facts on the story using fox news as his source

Right now Greg Gutfeld is having a very bizarre meltdown over why they are covering this story instead of...I don't know, whatever he wanted to talk about today, I guess.

Greg is a funny guy except when it comes to sports. His nasty attitude about sports reveals him to be not as smart as he otherwise seems to be.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

At this point I'm starting to take Greg's side. I don't see why Fox News needs to continue running wall-to-wall commercial-free coverage of this. He's not dead!

The Mexican LA County sheriff just gave a breakdown of what happened...in Spanish.

Now some other guy from fire rescue confirmed he has injuries to both legs, but no other injuries to note.

No skid marks. Several rolls. No evidence of impairment. A local resident heard the crash and called 911 and they came right away. He was conscious but trapped in the car. They had to use an ax and a pry bar. Strapped him to a board and transported him via ambulance to trauma center.

Detailed information about his condition is being withheld by his people.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

 

[78]

I would never drive a moderately priced car that was a knockoff of an expensive car. Literally the only time you're going to fool anybody is if you get in a wreck and the helicopter is filming it from 1,500 feet up.

I’m pretty sure you’re the only guy here who would mistake a Hyundai SUV for a Bentley.

 

[LagoonGator68]

At this point I'm starting to take Greg's side. I don't see why Fox News needs to continue running wall-to-wall commercial-free coverage of this. He's not dead!

The Mexican LA County sheriff just gave a breakdown of what happened...in Spanish.

Now some other guy from fire rescue confirmed he has injuries to both legs, but no other injuries to note.

No skid marks. Several rolls. No evidence of impairment. A local resident heard the crash and called 911 and they came right away. He was conscious but trapped in the car. They had to use an ax and a pry bar. Strapped him to a board and transported him via ambulance to trauma center.

Detailed information about his condition is being withheld by his people.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

You forgot to tell us what Geraldo’s take is!

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

I’m pretty sure you’re the only guy here who would mistake a Hyundai SUV for a Bentley.

Oh bullsh*t. I posted the pics of the cars, they look very similar from helicopter height. Somebody on Fox News said it was a $170k Bentley Bentayga. Sounded believable enough to me.

When you hear hoofbeats in Texas, you think horses, not zebras. When you hear Tiger Woods wrecked an SUV, you think Bentley, not Hyundai.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

You forgot to tell us what Geraldo’s take is!

Oh yeah, that's right - Geraldo was sharing his wisdom about how Tiger Woods changed the culture of golf, which used to be only for fat white guys. Maybe he didn't say fat but it was some other adjective indicating heavysetness.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Oh yeah, that's right - Geraldo was sharing his wisdom about how Tiger Woods changed the culture of golf, which used to be only for fat white guys. Maybe he didn't say fat but it was some other adjective indicating heavysetness.

Geraldo also said at Tiger’s age it could have been a seizure.....or a coyote....

 

[78]

Oh bullsh*t. I posted the pics of the cars, they look very similar from helicopter height. Somebody on Fox News said it was a $170k Bentley Bentayga. Sounded believable enough to me.

When you hear hoofbeats in Texas, you think horses, not zebras. When you hear Tiger Woods wrecked an SUV, you think Bentley, not Hyundai.

When I hear Tiger, I think Buick Regal.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Shattered old ankles set up like concrete when immobilized.....takes years to get range of motion back to even close to semi-normal

 

[FlyingGator]

When I hear Tiger, I think Buick Regal.

I think car with a big hood in a Perkin’s parking lot..

 

[78]

The SUV apparently rolled over several times. Several? What on earth was he doing behind the wheel to cause that? Or is Hyundai going to get paid an unfriendly visit from the US Department of Transportation?

Fat chance you’d get a Bentley to roll that much.

 

[deuce]

Limping golfers usually don't shoot par.

Get well soon Tiger, you are still the Best I've ever watched.