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Yeah, there are a couple lines that have flirted with being crossed in this thread. Fortunately, as is often the case, class and maturity retook control of the discussion. :lol:
J isn't really a moderator anyway.

I seriously doubt he knows where the buttons are.
 

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An almost astounding lack of empathy in this thread from Swonky/law on everything except pounding sloppy fat sows after closing time. My biggest fear is that I somehow end up at his death bed trying to comfort him as he crosses to the great beyond, but instead end up getting his sad regrets all over me.

Paul Drake, glad you are amongst us and amongst the living. You are one of my favorites, welcome back.

Statistically speaking, one of us fellow Gatorchatterers is going to die or has already died from this pandemic. I'm not gonna lie, I hope it's T Rex.
 
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J is a Mod so that Ox doesn't get hit with a discrimination suit :lol:

I think the bases are pretty well covered with the mods.

Ox represents the homosexuals..

BNA represents the POC.

J represents the females.

All that's missing is a representative for the midgets but like most people OX figured out their not really humans anyways so he let that mod go.
 

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For the record. I too have tasted breast milk ,back when my kids were on the teet. I tried straight out of the tap and the bottle and it taste the same.... delicious
 
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I think the bases are pretty well covered with the mods.

Ox represents the homosexuals..

BNA represents the POC.

J represents the females.

All that's missing is a representative for the midgets but like most people OX figured out their not really humans anyways so he let that mod go.
Yea he did, but you got those 3 all mixed up.
Ox is the female, oxen have no balls remember?
J is the POC and BNA is the homosexual.
 

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I had a crazy fever with teeth-chattering chills last February(103-104). High fever broke after about 24 hours but stayed around 100 for 2 more days. No other symptoms. Wonder if it was the bat flu?

Nah. Not WuFlu.

Prolly the clap.

Get some antibiotics and the burning sensation should improve after a couple days.


Alex.
 

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Wow. Great thread. I laughed, I cried, I pondered the taste of Mrs. Brad's breast milk.

Couple things..... 1) Glad you're doing ok, Paul. For those who end up in your circumstance this is an unbelievably frightening and unpredictable disease. Sounds like you were intubated which in and of itself is scary as hell. You are one of the lucky ones since most that end up in your predicament don't make it. Very happy for you and your family. 2) WTF is with that Sporks guy? And C) I definitely need to see a pic of Durty's wife.
 

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If Durty were to pass on, hundreds of men would be lining up to "console" his widow before the body was even cold.
 

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If Durty were to pass on, hundreds of men would be lining up to "console" his widow before the body was even cold.

I’m sure she’s great looking. But you also have to contend with a son who’s now the man of the house, and who also happens to know karate. A daughter that apparently blasts Frozen and Frozen 2 literally all day. Not to mention he couldn’t have made more than 4 or 5 payments on that new truck he bought last year(obvious deferment this month), so you’re walking in immediately saddled with debt. There’s just a lot to consider. All I’m saying.
 

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I’m sure she’s great looking. But you also have to contend with a son who’s now the man of the house, and who also happens to know karate. A daughter that apparently blasts Frozen and Frozen 2 literally all day. Not to mention he couldn’t have made more than 4 or 5 payments on that new truck he bought last year(obvious deferment this month), so you’re walking in immediately saddled with debt. There’s just a lot to consider. All I’m saying.

This kind of analysis on something that should be a one night stand worries me more than you being a Iggles fan.
 

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