Muh Muh Muh My Corona

[wrpgator]

It was in NY. Theyd put you on a ventilator and refuse to go in your room. Death was almost certain.

As far as I know, the VAs even in NY never just killed their patients like that rather than risking their staff getting the flu also.

Cuomo hasn't sent Durty to a nursing home has he?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Cuomo hasn't sent Durty to a nursing home has he?

I cant believe I didn't think of that myself. I'm dialing now.

 

[alcoholica]

If Durty were to pass on, hundreds of men would be lining up to "console" his widow before the body was even cold.

I dont know man... the breast milk of complete strangers seems a little weird. I’d prefer it to be from titties I have sucked on.... like mine and Durty’s wife.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I haven't had a glass of milk in 20 years. At least.

Explains a lot. Have you tried water?

 

[AlexDaGator]

Explains a lot. Have you tried water?

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
~ Benjamin Franklin


Alex.

 

[rogdochar]

Milk!

Milk?

What kind of grown-ass man drinks milk?!?!



Alex.

One like me that's addicted to milk.

 

[rogdochar]

You're supposed to see a doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours.

Alex.

That's Viagra, prick.

I haven't had a glass of milk in 20 years. At least.

It's probly spoiled by now?

If Durty were to pass on, hundreds of men would be lining up to "console" his widow before the body was even cold.

You're out of line.

 

[lizardbreath]

I cant believe I didn't think of that myself. I'm dialing now.

Don't...He'll catch the VD fershur. Those nursing home girls don't take no for an answer - or so I'm told, anyway.

 

[bradgator2]

Obviously Durty didnt make it. Can we get back to talking about milk?

 

[MJMGator]

Obviously Durty didnt make it. Can we get back to talking about milk?

You shut your whore mouth! Durty’s still kicking!

 

[TheDouglas78]

J isn't really a moderator anyway.

I seriously doubt he knows where the buttons are.

Don't you know the mods are all special interest groups so Ox gets a tax break. We had handicapped midget ass URG, Transsexual Ray Finkle, Cock-smoking Dirty Pirate whore ass J, and Injun to explain his redman ass you have to use all the initials in the LBQDGSAOUER library and still wouldn't have enough, hell he is so pathetic he got in a one vehicle accident on a scooter.

 

[TheDouglas78]

You shut your whore mouth! Durty’s still kicking!

Until the moment Mrs Durty realizes she could do better, and smothers him with a pillow and they rule in Covid.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

Hooah!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

Listen, I mean this sincerely, I'm glad you're well.

Also, can I have your wife anyway?

Just for a while. She deserves some donkey lovin.

 

[AlexDaGator]

listen I mean this sincerely, I'm glad you're well.

Also, can I have your wife anyway?

Alex.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

How's your toe though???

Alex.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

Glad you pulled through. Also we liked you a lot more when we thought you were dead.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Glad you pulled through. Also we liked you a lot more when we thought you were dead.

sorry I let you down

 

[soflagator]

Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.

Glad you and the family are good, Durty.