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PastyStoole

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I'll be thoroughly disappointed if this is not the first birthday thread to end up in Solitary.
Ok I'll start:

Observation #1: "I ate a lot of drugs" and "I ain't had no drugs" mean almost the exact same thing. Prove me wrong.

Observation #2: Black people live their lives in constant terror of the supernatural - what they commonly refer to as "haints." Why do we feel they will be less scared while at the command of a large airplane that has lost its hydraulics and is in a uncontrolled dive?

Observation #3: The desk chair in the VP office of the West Wing looks like a large snail was dragged across it and has an odor that is quite pungent to the nostrils. Again, prove me wrong.
 
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Observation #4: This movie clip reminds me of all the mod homos on this board. Which one is ox? I say it's the guy in his underwear who comes up from behind and hugs a naked Mathew Modine.

 

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Happy Birthday Pasty. Hope it's your best one but not your last one and you end up dead in a roadside ditch.
 

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Observation #4: This movie clip reminds me of all the mod homos on this board. Which one is ox? I say it's the guy in his underwear who comes up from behind and hugs a naked Mathew Modine.


Ain't no way Shute, the roided dude, was 168 lbs.
 

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Happy Birthday Pasty! Anybody that appreciates classic guitars and writes with the eloquence befitting the Penthouse Forum is alright in my book. Having enjoyed watching Stacey Poole play back in the day as well as occasionally experiencing a certain fecal texture when the diet is a little too heavy with saturated fats, your nom de plume is relevant and among the best at Chatter and is a factor in elevating your musings to “must read.” Here’s hoping your day was not only great and fulfilling ;), but that the pathway to heaven is still available.

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