Strength and Conditioning (Savage)

Double Gator Dad

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Looks like we are really making progress at putting guys on the All Hotel Lobby 1st Team.

You reminded me of what Norm Sloan used to call really tall guys that couldn’t play basketball very well.
He called them airport players because they were impressive stepping off the plane only
 

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We can make jokes, but you gotta admit we’ve come light years from the previous strength and conditioning program. PBJs and cocaine really weren’t very effective.
 

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We can make jokes, but you gotta admit we’ve come light years from the previous strength and conditioning program. PBJs and cocaine really weren’t very effective.
Yoga. You cant forget the yoga.

And Butters Specials aren't JUST PBJ. You gotta spread the PB thick and all the way to the edge, ya know.
 
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Week 3 might tell us something.
Gonna be a rough night.

I anticipate excessive vodka and whiskey use, to numb my eyes as Dan runs the clock out to try to make it appear closer on the scoreboard.
 

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No way bottom left is a WR

That’s Shorter.
 

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@GatorBart Y’all if that’s Shorter then he needs to move to LB or TE.
well he is easily covered by a linebacker. ask Oklahoma.

we have to be the only team on the planet with wide receivers who are bigger than our middle linebackers and some defensive ends.
 
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Shorter had a few great catches last season. If his big frame can make some catches I can forgive a slower 40. Plus, Whittemore should be back to full speed. Kid looked good before injury despite being like 8th on the depth chart.
 

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