Soccer fans are apparently outraged about something

[MidwestChomp]

What the....

Get it together, Brooker.

It's Brooker, what do you expect?

 

[bradgator2]

This might go down as the gayest thread on chatter. Figures it started with soccer.

 

[AlexDaGator]

This might go down as the gayest thread on chatter. Figures it started with soccer.

With zero miata references???

Nah. You can do gayer. Waaaaay gayer.


Alex.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Nah. You can do gayer. Waaaaay gayer..

Now why do you know how much gayer Brad can be?

 

[Theologator]

The teams approached this all wrong in my opinion. They should have approached UEFA and their domestic leagues and promised a cut of the profits. If they would have done that everything would be fine. It's all about the cash and UEFA and the domestic leagues were pissed to potentially miss out on stacks of it.

The possibility of missing UEFA adds drama to each league’s regular season. I like that. Those 6 Premier League clubs almost never miss at least Europa. They underestimated fans’ embrace of the current system. Big time.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Now why do you know how much gayer Brad can be?

I don't think it is possible to overestimate how gay Brad can be.

And for the record (with the caveat that I don't know where these records are kept or who keeps them), what two or more consenting adults choose to do to themselves or each other is none of my concern. That includes you, 5-Star. This philosophy is at the heart of libertarianism. You live your life and let me live my life.

Of course, that does NOT mean you can plumb the depths of your depravity with hampsters (or hamsters, or gerbils, or eels, etc.) which are incapable of giving consent. I'm looking at you, Brad


Alex.

 

[G8trwood]

This thread is a flop

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

This thread is a flop

There are so many of these, but this one's great because you start off saying, "Oh - that's not a flop, #8 really did get knocked down." Just wait.

 

[5-Star Finger]

I don't think it is possible to overestimate how gay Brad can be.

And for the record (with the caveat that I don't know where these records are kept or who keeps them), what two or more consenting adults choose to do to themselves or each other is none of my concern. That includes you, 5-Star. This philosophy is at the heart of libertarianism. You live your life and let me live my life.

Everyone is welcome to practice the love that dare not speak its name. It's a free countr...<checks calendar> ...nevermind.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

You know how I know y'all are gay...

 

[bradgator2]

I don't think it is possible to overestimate how gay Brad can be.

And for the record (with the caveat that I don't know where these records are kept or who keeps them), what two or more consenting adults choose to do to themselves or each other is none of my concern. That includes you, 5-Star. This philosophy is at the heart of libertarianism. You live your life and let me live my life.

Of course, that does NOT mean you can plumb the depths of your depravity with hampsters (or hamsters, or gerbils, or eels, etc.) which are incapable of giving consent. I'm looking at you, Brad


Alex.

Yeah well.... at least I can say that I am not a soccer fan

 

[lagator]

First the A-Rabs buying the world cup, and now this? Hell, I just might stop watching foot hockey.

 

[neteng]

You know how I know y'all are gay...

Because your mom don't know them?

 

[divits]

Where ever there's a large group of gay guys you'll always find at least one homely fag hag. And there she is on the bow.

 

[soflagator]

Where ever there's a large group of gay guys you'll always find at least one homely fag hag. And there she is on the bow.

Oh, that’s Beckah. She’s definitely an awkward one that has little self esteem and never reached any real potential in life. In part because of her constant weight struggles and in part because of the yellow medicine stains on her teeth from when her parents loaded her with Ritalin as a child. Even here all she can dream of is “fruit hat” coming up behind her and doing his best Jack Dawson with her on the bow. But alas, he couldn’t be less interested and would rather pal around talking soccer than even give her a second look, which only deepens the problem. In any event, she’ll be here next week as well because she “prefers hanging out with gay guys”, and because she’s just that much better than you and I.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It's all about the cash and UEFA and the domestic leagues were pissed to potentially miss out on stacks of it.

stacks of cash?

the way this works is you get stacks of cash if you have lots of people who watch it. have you seen the ratings of soccer?

I know that there are hundreds of millions of dirty peasants who like to watch or listen but I guess I should have said in order to make stacks of cash you have to have a large audience of people with money in their pockets for whom advertisers will pay for their attention.

That isnt soccer.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

mine's been dead longer than Donkey Kongs...........by 12 yrs...........maybe we need to swtich to sisters in this schtick

sisters, wives, hell maybe daughters.

the truth is few of the wives/sisters and certainly none of the mothers of this geriatric ward are worthy of attention.

 

[lagator]

sisters, wives, hell maybe daughters.

the truth is few of the wives/sisters and certainly none of the mothers of this geriatric ward are worthy of attention.

In Tennessee the same person is often all 3.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

In any event, she’ll be here next week as well because she “prefers hanging out with gay guys”, and because she’s just that much better than you and I.

Yes she likes them better because they can talk, and dance, and have fun, and there's no hidden agenda with them. You know, they're not always trying to get into her pants. Which TBH nobody is trying to get into, due in no small part to her struggles getting into them herself.

 

[neteng]

Oh, that’s Beckah. She’s definitely an awkward one that has little self esteem and never reached any real potential in life. In part because of her constant weight struggles and in part because of the yellow medicine stains on her teeth from when her parents loaded her with Ritalin as a child. Even here all she can dream of is “fruit hat” coming up behind her and doing his best Jack Dawson with her on the bow. But alas, he couldn’t be less interested and would rather pal around talking soccer than even give her a second look, which only deepens the problem. In any event, she’ll be here next week as well because she “prefers hanging out with gay guys”, and because she’s just that much better than you and I.

That's not Beckah, that's TRex. In her mind she is recreating the Crossing of the Delaware for the ghey nation