Jags release Tim Tebow; haters rejoice

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I’m sure BMF would agree that this is a punchable face.

This guy described the McElwain hire at UF as a home run.

Nothing else needs to be said about the moron
 

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Bull....get a sarcasm meter. Quickly. Before you make another post.

My sarcasm meter is in tact and calibrated. So is my BS meter. Its BS when posters attack Tebow and his family and then claim it was just sarcasm. I believe in free speech. They are free to attack Tim, his family and me if they want to. Just don't be too upset when I exercise the same freedom.
 

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My sarcasm meter is in tact and calibrated. So is my BS meter. Its BS when posters attack Tebow and his family and then claim it was just sarcasm. I believe in free speech. They are free to attack Tim, his family and me if they want to. Just don't be too upset when I exercise the same freedom.

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My sarcasm meter is in tact and calibrated. So is my BS meter. Its BS when posters attack Tebow and his family and then claim it was just sarcasm. I believe in free speech. They are free to attack Tim, his family and me if they want to. Just don't be too upset when I exercise the same freedom.
Bull....SOFLA LOVES TEBOW. He was joking, 100%, which is something he's done every day for the 14 years I have known him on message boards. He wasn't attacking Tebow. At all. He was illustrating absurdity with absurdity.

I would have let this go on for a while but I was afraid you might keel over with rage and I'd be held legally responsible. When Bible verses start being thrown out things are getting ready to really get bad.

And yes, you need a new sarcasm meter. Those cheap Chinese versions on Amazon never work right.
 

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Clearly you've never seen most of Jacksonville, particularly near the stadium. It's like mixture of Kosovo and Port-au-Prince. I may be speculating, but I'd bet the farm I'm correct.
The last time I went to the WLOCP (that’s not a white supremacist descriptor I hope), we parked in “Port-au-Prince.” Walking in, it was pretty calm, nobody but us Gators heading to the stadium. Walking out after a win over the Dawgs, the denizens were out in full force. The smoke from barbecue and gange wafted through the air. The atmosphere was much like a street festival. Suddenly I realized that there were only about half a dozen of us Gator fans walking back to, hopefully our vehicles, amid the revelry. Every time a group would look up as we scurried past it felt like...

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There was a definite Caribbean vibe to the neighborhood. It had a similar feel to the following clip and I’d swear an old guy drinking gin bade us farewell likewise...



Not confident in my ability to speak ‘Jive,’ I channeled my inner Otter and we made great haste. But the curious looks were as bad as it got and we departed Jacksonville a little more culturally astute than when we arrived. My son researched parking areas south of the stadium in the event that we would return one day. We have not yet.

I feel you sofla, I feel you.
 

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Bull....SOFLA LOVES TEBOW. He was joking, 100%, which is something he's done every day for the 14 years I have known him on message boards. He wasn't attacking Tebow. At all. He was illustrating absurdity with absurdity.

I would have let this go on for a while but I was afraid you might keel over with rage and I'd be held legally responsible. When Bible verses start being thrown out things are getting ready to really get bad.

And yes, you need a new sarcasm meter. Those cheap Chinese versions on Amazon never work right.

Aw c'mon man! I've never once seen SOFLA wearing bible verse eye-black or posting scripture references and bible verses or even kneeling to pray after taking a great post across the goal-line. How can I be sure he's not an anti-Tebowite or a Tebowcist? I am not convinced.

And my sarcasm meter is not chinese! It's a much older model made in Japan.

But seriously, I use bible references in polemic apologetic instruction, never in a rage. I did look back at SOFLA's older posts earlier in the day in order to determine if he was pulling my chain and did not find any Tebow love posts. For my error, sincerest apologies to SOFLA
 

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Bull....SOFLA LOVES TEBOW. He was joking, 100%, which is something he's done every day for the 14 years I have known him on message boards. He wasn't attacking Tebow. At all. He was illustrating absurdity with absurdity.

I would have let this go on for a while but I was afraid you might keel over with rage and I'd be held legally responsible. When Bible verses start being thrown out things are getting ready to really get bad.

And yes, you need a new sarcasm meter. Those cheap Chinese versions on Amazon never work right.

We know you two have a bromance.

And what OX allows...stands.
 

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BSpn is still pumping out them racebaiting videos on Tebow. Someone needs to give them some icy hot for all that butthurt they are experiencing right now. More and more I hope he make the team.
No surprise. Sad though. FS1 was probably worse. Jason Taylors screwball sister and Colon yes I wrote Colon Cowherd were the worst. Cowherd who thinks he's so cute and funny even though he's never lifted a weight or put a jock on said Tebow could be the jaguars mascot.

Good luck to Tim I hope he makes the team or the practice squad. But I also hope he learns to play fullback and H Back and backup quarterback. Tim could be a backup fullback or a backup tight end and the third string quarterback and take two roster spots with one player.
 

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If I was from New England and Tom Brady had stayed and finished out his career there, then I would consider him a hero, just like as a Miamian I regard Dan Marino and Dwyane Wade as heroes. But nope, Brady sold out his loyal fans. He's an extremely talented professional athlete. Hard to argue that he's not the NFL QB GOAT. But no hero. :shakehead:
Marino a hero? I can buy that. Wade? No. Only because of his post playing career craziness allowing his young son to become transgender at a very tender age. Why the rush? Gabrielle is why.

The move has paid off for Brady as risky as it was. He has been a mercenary his whole career in my opinion. Lucky to be married to a supermodel worth hundreds of millions of dollars that way Tom could make half of what he was really worth and New England could keep all those extra players and pay people and win maybe three extra championships they would not have won if Tom was paid as the top quarterback in the league as he should have been for 15 years.

The Gators of course have many heroes for all of us and Tebow is at the top of the list for most and deservedly so. He will never be a sellout in any way shape or form.
 

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My sarcasm meter is in tact and calibrated. So is my BS meter. Its BS when posters attack Tebow and his family and then claim it was just sarcasm. I believe in free speech. They are free to attack Tim, his family and me if they want to. Just don't be too upset when I exercise the same freedom.

Tebow is an attention whore and you know it.
 

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Yeesh, if I’d known what I was starting I may have just avoided the whole thing.

@Bullag8r , I’m not sure how it was missed but I’ve got like 4 posts defending Tim in this thread, including one just moments before the comment that started this disaster. I kept trying to make it as obvious as possible but was running out of ideas of how else to do so. :lol:

Anyway, no sweat. I never take offense at anything here. Just to clarify, the whole thing started with me taking a jab at GGG for his “Brady can’t be a hero because he switched teams” joke. It would have been fine if NOLA hadn’t come along and rushed to Tebow’s defense—on a Gator message board mind you. And then again. And again. I’ve heard of doubling down, but this guy has 26 and is still insistent that the dealer give him a “hit”. We all love him, but I think there seriously may be something wrong with him. You just got swept up in it.

I’m also preparing an apology letter for the city of Jacksonville.

But honestly, my biggest regret is that this (below) didn’t get any traction with @BMF , @Gatorbait25 or one of the other Seinfeld guys. It was no Billy Mumfrey, but I thought it was good.

Maybe. But to your statement about it being "just a game", it's not. It's "the big game". And don't forget, the fate of the world depends on the outcome of this "game". Living so close to the Super Dome and seeing the lasting devastative impact that astro-turf has had, I would expect you to understand.
 

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