Update: Cooter Loves Geoducks, NTTIAWWT

[Gatordiddy]

but hate the sight of food

 

[bradgator2]

There is really no surprise that Cooter has the nurses sleeping with him. Granted... they are probably the male nurses

 

[Gatordiddy]

There is really no surprise that Cooter has the nurses sleeping with him. Granted... they are probably the male nurses

yeah - he didn't clarify the gender, but Coot has always been very sensitive at respecting the entire gender spectrum

 

[cover2]

Thanks @Detroitgator for the update. Good to hear Coot is still kicking. Hate the process has been so long and arduous, but it just goes to show that it’s hard to keep a good man down. Also, not quite sure how to respond to this:

Nurses making fun woke up this morning all twisted up in bed spread Eagle and butt nekkid-we were having a staredown

So, which was it?



Or



(*note the gloves)

 

[Bait'n Gator]

One thing for sure, almost dying and then lying up in the hospital for a month and a half hasn't effected the old bastards typing at all.

 

[5-Star Finger]

yeah - he didn't clarify the gender, but Coot has always been very sensitive at respecting the entire gender spectrum

Imaginary:

Reality:

 

[MidwestChomp]

Read that again. It seems that the nurses were making fun of his size.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It's been 45 days, then found infection so don't leave be then blood pressure way outtakes whack the nerves in neck then lung congestion-everysetback keeps me off floor-amazing how weak you get

My vitals are good now, but hate the sight of food, ​

Honestly, this doesnt sound good. Was it staph? I forget. Septicemia is very tenacious at times.

Im afraid he isnt out of the woods yet.

 

[Detroitgator]

Honestly, this doesnt sound good. Was it staph? I forget. Septicemia is very tenacious at times.

Im afraid he isnt out of the woods yet.

MRSA....
















annnnnnnd here we go! ...... uh-gain!

 

[Fodderwing]

 

[Gatordiddy]

You know... she isn't a bad singer either (Larry Gatlin getting some blood flow on this one)

 

[Sec14Gator]

I think I found what infected the Cooter

Edit - it’s an infected geoduck

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I need some cooter. what's the status?

 

[AlexDaGator]

I need some cooter. what's the status?

Did you try googling "cooter" yet?

Do an image search and let us know what shows up.


Alex.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did you try googling "cooter" yet? Do an image search and let us know what shows up..

Well, so far it appears to be something kinky involving a tortoise.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Can We Please Just Say 'Vagina' Instead of These 50 Other Slang Words?

But it did bring up an interesting link with all the relevent synonyms listed

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Someone pass this along to Cooter. He seems like a likely customer.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Can We Please Just Say 'Vagina' Instead of These 50 Other Slang Words?

But it did bring up an interesting link with all the relevent synonyms listed

Twatwaffle is soooooo much better than vaginawaffle.


Alex.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This does seem like a solid business plan

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I......


have no words. (As hard as it is to believe)