The Urban Meyer thread

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We don't have snitches like that in Gainesville. He needs to get his ass back here.
 

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This isn't the night to mess with me. The only time we ever hear from your dumb ass on this board is when Urban screws up somehow.
Yep. The Gators losing and Urban torpedoing his career by getting caught flicking Trevor Lawrence’s bean in the same night must hurt
 

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This is why he left Gainesville in the first place. It wasn't the pressure from football or heart palpitations or anything else. Dude hooked up with a coed and had to leave town once Shelley found out about the affair. I've been telling you guys for years. It always has and forever will be the tag after my name on gator chatter.
 

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If letting some fully-clothed drunk chick grind on you is an "affair", there are a lot of men in trouble in this country.
 

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I feel it’s only appropriate that we break down these photos, which apparently were taken in a Cincy bar, probably the hotel bar where the team stayed, after the Jags’ Thursday night loss to the Bungles.

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First of all, his right hand in the left pic. He’s definitely copping a deep feel. No doubt about it. And a good one at that. She appears to be responding with something along the lines of, “Oooooooooooooh.”

Now, look at the half-lit expression in the right pic. Tell me it’s from eating bad pizza and not from several rounds of Slippery Dick shots.

I’d say Shelly is probably on the phone with a family law lawyer as I write this. I also like our chances if Fuchs pulls the curtain on Mullen. There is plenty more where that came from in G’ville.
 

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He did a lot more than a little dry humping when he was our HC
Towels, I wouldn't give a **** if he had a harem full of midgets during his time here. What does it have to do with his coaching? Jeezus Chrimany, don't we have bigger problems right now? I'd sell my soul to get him back on our sideline, and so would you. Let go of your retarded and embarrassing hate.
 

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Girl in the right picture is not attractive. Can't tell about the other one.
 

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If we knew what our prominent posters here did in the bedroom we'd run screaming into the night. It's better we don't know what people do sexually. I'd bet my Gator slippers that at least 95% of NCAA and NFL head coaches cheat regularly on their wives. I'd also bet that those wives KNOW all about it and understand it's part of the deal of the filthy rich lifestyle. They also know that their husbands will look the other way when they get their own side nookie.

Towel's assertion that Meyer left Gainesville because he slept with someone who isn't his wife is absolutely laughable. If he did (and he probably did many times over with many different chicks), I guarantee you Shelley didn't give a rats ass, as she was likely diddling some young hunk from the gym herself.

Hell, Towels and Sporks himself probably dresses up in weird costumes, chains people up, and violates them with dildos and such. Let's try not to think about it.

Cliff Notes: It's better not to know the sex lives of anyone. We'd never look at people the same way if we knew.
 
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