The Urban Meyer thread

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“Billy and Shelley Meyer had sex. Meyer found out and nearly quit. Stayed one more year and was done. The whole store about Gonzalez leaving a note and the way he left was fabricated. He banged Meyer's broad. Simple as that. It's not even a well kept secret at this point.”
 

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The ass hole in all this is the one that filmed it and posted it.
If it's a dude, he did break the Bro Code. But if he's a Nole, I might give him a pass.

I did two separate stints at UF during the Bowden era and we went 2-5 against them in those seasons. I hated Blobby. If I had seen him getting grinded on by a chick in a bar, as soon as I finished throwing up I would've dropped a dime on his old ass.
 

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Does this mean you’re bailing out on your retarded theory that it was Urban cheating that led to his leaving town?

At this point, do we not all owe Urbs a huge apology? He grinds a little, takes a temp or two, and smiles in a picture in retribution for the antics of his wife 10+ years ago, and we’re talking about canning him. He should probably get a statue for his patience and mild temper.
 

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I don't know if we are supposed to post links from other forums. Feel free to delete if so. Here's the reason for Shelley's response.

Warning comes before destruction....(FSU)
Oh yeah? Well, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy both have seven letters in their last names. Both were elected to Congress in '46 and President in '60. Both were married in their 30's to women in their 20's, and had sons with 21 letters in their names who died while their fathers were serving in the White House. Both were shot in the head, on a Friday, in front of their wives, by assassins who were native Southerners known by their full (three) names, comprising 15 letters. Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater and the assassin fled to a warehouse. JFK was shot from a warehouse, while riding in a Ford (a Lincoln limousine, to be exact) and the assassin fled to a theater. After they died, both were succeeded by Vice Presidents named Johnson with 6-letter first names who were Southerners born in '08. So I think that just about proves that despite Cousin Eddie's best efforts to Fuchs it up we are going to crush FSU this year.
 

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Oh and by the way...

Two months before Lincoln was shot in the back of the head by an assassin who was killed before he could be put on trial, he was in Fort Monroe, Maryland.

Two years before JFK was shot in the back of the head by an assassin who was killed before he could be put on trial, he was in Marilyn Monroe. :exactly:
 

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Oh yeah? Well, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy both have seven letters in their last names. Both were elected to Congress in '46 and President in '60. Both were married in their 30's to women in their 20's, and had sons with 21 letters in their names who died while their fathers were serving in the White House. Both were shot in the head, on a Friday, in front of their wives, by assassins who were native Southerners known by their full (three) names, comprising 15 letters. Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater and the assassin fled to a warehouse. JFK was shot from a warehouse, while riding in a Ford (a Lincoln limousine, to be exact) and the assassin fled to a theater. After they died, both were succeeded by Vice Presidents named Johnson with 6-letter first names who were Southerners born in '08. So I think that just about proves that despite Cousin Eddie's best efforts to Fuchs it up we are going to crush FSU this year.

Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky, John F. Kennedy's surname starts with the letter "K" and ends with the letter "Y" which spells "KY" the abbreviation for Kentucky. Dan Mullen lost his last game to Kentucky. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. JFK forced the integration of Ole Miss and was a civil rights champion. As pointed out both Lincoln and Kennedy at the time of their assassinations were replaced by Vice Presidents who were Southerners both with the last name of Johnson. There has been talk on this message board today that many here would like to see Cousin Eddie replaced by a native Southerner with the last name of Johnson i.e. Brian Johnson who is also an African American who is probably for all I know descended from slaves. Andrew Johnson was from Tennessee. LBJ was from Texas. Brian Johnson is from Texas. All three are from states beginning with the letter "T". You further pointed out that both Lincoln and Kennedy have seven letters in their last names. Dorky Dan's last name around here is pronounced Mullens, Dan Mullens, which has seven letters.

So what are you getting at GGG? Are you insinuating that death threats have been made against our head coach or that pictures have surfaced of him humping a shark or has he been found eating hotdogs that his wife got from Publix in Orlando on his back terrace while wearing a Nebraska hat? Asking for a friend.
 
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Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky, John F. Kennedy's surname starts with the letter "K" and ends with the letter "Y" which spells "KY" the abbreviation for Kentucky. Dan Mullen lost his last game to Kentucky. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. JFK forced the integration of Ole Miss and was a civil rights champion. As pointed out both Lincoln and Kennedy at the time of their assassinations were replaced by Vice Presidents who were Southerners both with the last name of Johnson. There has been talk on this message board today that many here would like to see Cousin Eddie replaced by a native Southerner with the last name of Johnson i.e. Brian Johnson who is also an African American who is probably for all I know descended from slaves. Andrew Johnson was from Tennessee. LBJ was from Texas. Brian Johnson is from Texas. All three are from states beginning with the letter "T". You further pointed out that both Lincoln and Kennedy have seven letters in their last names. Dorky Dan's last name around here is pronounced Mullens, Dan Mullens, which has seven letters.

So what are you getting at GGG? Are you insinuating that death threats have been made against our head coach or that pictures have surfaced of him humping a shark or has he been found eating hotdogs that his wife got from Publix in Orlando on his back terrace while wearing a Nebraska hat? Asking for a friend.
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Urban Meyer doesn't realize this because he's laden with oppressive guilt from that dark, ritualistic, idol-worshipping religion he practices, but God has already forgiven him. That's literally why there was a crucifixion in the first place. So the only conversation he needs to have is with his wife, which, should go something like this, "Yeah, I fkked up, I'm sorry." The fact that team ownership, the media, and the so-called fans are so deeply involved in this is merely a reflection of the fkked-up state of our society today. Everything has to be stupid and over-the-top, everyone is a busy body, and everyone is so simultaneously self-important and unfulfilled that they have to crank up hyperbolic involvement in the private lives of others when minor things like this happen. Shelly is right, all of us are sinners. I know this because, as the Apostle Paul once said so beautifully, I am Chief among them. Cast the first stone, bytches, and you better make it good, because the dude who sacrificed himself to save mankind is writing your names and deeds in the dirt in front of you.
 

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Who was Foley sleeping with during this time?
 
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