The Balls on This Guy

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Now that I have you attention, check out this story. You know, I have seen Catch Me If You Can and sometimes wondered if a little bravado really could get you into places you really shouldn't have been able to access. Then I think, its 2021, no way it happens in this day and age. Then I read this. This story about a guy faking being a recruit only to end up in the post-game locker room at A&M is the stuff of legend. Check it out.

How a UTSA Student Faked His Way Into A&M's Locker Room
 

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Walk in like you are supposed to be there. Works damn near every time :lol:

This. And divert attention. I talked my way into an 18+ club once when I was 16 using a buddy’s old ID. Then, even without the 21-drink-strap, rather than nervously asking for a beer, I went straight to the the bar and asked the bartender how he made his Long Island Iced Teas. I wanted to see every bottle he’d be using beforehand because last week they skimped on me. Guy was so flustered when it was all done, he served a 16 year old who looked 14 a LIT.

The youngest guy in the group, the only guy drinking. Always act as if.
 

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This. And divert attention. I talked my way into an 18+ club once when I was 16 using a buddy’s old ID. Then, even without the 21-drink-strap, rather than nervously asking for a beer, I went straight to the the bar and asked the bartender how he made his Long Island Iced Teas. I wanted to see every bottle he’d be using beforehand because last week they skimped on me. Guy was so flustered when it was all done, he served a 16 year old who looked 14 a LIT.

The youngest guy in the group, the only guy drinking. Always act as if.

Long Island Iced Tea? It might have been your skirt that flustered him :lol:
 

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I was in law school. Took a high school senior to her prom. Went to a 21 and up bar afterwards. I gave the meathead bouncer my ID, looked him in the eye, and said “that’s for both of us”.

All he said was “yes sir” and let us in.

:lol:



Alex.
 

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I was in law school. Took a high school senior to her prom. Went to a 21 and up bar afterwards. I gave the meathead bouncer my ID, looked him in the eye, and said “that’s for both of us”.

All he said was “yes sir” and let us in.

:lol:



Alex.

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I was in law school. Took a high school senior to her prom. Went to a 21 and up bar afterwards. I gave the meathead bouncer my ID, looked him in the eye, and said “that’s for both of us”.

All he said was “yes sir” and let us in.

Alex.
But did you score?
 

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I was in law school. Took a high school senior to her prom. Went to a 21 and up bar afterwards. I gave the meathead bouncer my ID, looked him in the eye, and said “that’s for both of us”.

All he said was “yes sir” and let us in.

:lol:

Alex.

Probably assumed it was Chris Hansen’s purview anyway.
 

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Cmon...this is Alex we're talking about here. Smoothest mfer since pasty. Course he scored. The odds are always in his favor...worst case, two hands and two socks at all times. ;)
I wasnt wonder whether he could score... I was wondering if he had enough insight not to score on a HS girl.
 

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That's pretty hilarious. Two of my friends made it a mission to get into gator home games free when we were in high school. They succeeded many times, and only failed once that I can think of.

1 way they got in was buying shirts that said "staff" and buying 20lb bags of ice and just walked straight past security with the bags over their shoulders. I think they used that one a couple of times.

One of these times they just tried to sneak by, got stopped by a cop, and they said, "we are supposed to meet Mrs Aubrey here to work a booth" because Mrs Aubrey seems to know everybody. Sure enough, the cop knew her and started talking about the stories he had about her then let them through.

My favorite story is the failed attempt they told me about. They walked into BHG the day before when it was open for people running stadiums, with the plan to find a spot to hide all night and come out the next day for the big FSU game. Well the plan worked and they found a nice hiding spot, but a cold front came through that night and they had no warm clothing. Air dropped to the 40s and froze them out of there.

I believe they also made it their mission to get down on the field one time and did it by just bringing some clipboards with them and walking out there. Could be confusing their story with another, though.
 
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