Who should Mullen's replacement be?

[Swamp Donkey]

even better

 

[Swamp Donkey]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I googled him and closed the wiki when I saw Air Raid.

No Mumme sideways screen passers need apply.

 

[gatordad3]

Although it was back in 2004-2005, we'll pass on his 7-14 record at LaSalle.

 

[Zodiac]

Unprepared, Lincoln's Sooners give up 38 points in first half to barely ranked, hungover, Sark's Longhorns. Second string QB nearly pulls massive upset.

 

[MatthewM.]

Have all the Nerds at the school build a super computer, let’s have the first AI head coach in the nation, it couldn’t get any worse.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Have all the Nerds at the school build a super computer, let’s have the first AI head coach in the nation, it couldn’t get any worse.

This is the best idea I've heard since paying coaches on a per-win basis.

Our AI coach would be like a super Madden on steroids. Name suggestions?

1.) SOS.2
2.) WHOPPER EA
3.) iGator HBC

 

[Mr2Bits]

Telling issue is we are ranked #119/130 for most penalized

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Telling issue is we are ranked #119/130 for most penalized

I notice scoring offense isn't on that list.

I wonder why?

Edit #32. Vandy helped a bunch.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Look I’m up for a change at this point as well, but really? Pummeling him with a shovel while children look on?

My coworker just told us a story about a family friend who would pick up rattle snakes, swing them around his head and slice the rattle off all in one motion.

Doing that to Mullen might be a bit tricky

 

[Turk182]

At this point, I'd take Gruden as HC... Not because he's a great coach, which he isn't, but just for the media frenzy he would cause....

 

[jdh5484]

Gruden.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I'd take that homo, Gruden, in a heart beat. Reach around and find out if he's interested.

 

[JCTow]

Charlie Weis is also available.

He’s looking for pleasantly plump, not disgustingly fat

 

[MTGator]

I was wrong. I was all in on Mullen and it’s obvious he isn’t the guy. Yes, I was late to the party, but after Chimp and Mac he was better, but not good enough. Going into games unprepared and worse, with your team flat, again, falls on the coaching staff. We have no swagger or toughness but still have the cockiness of “we are Florida”, which comes from Mullen. How much is Kiffin’s buyout?

 

[YLGator]

I've always considered Dan to be the Moe to Mac and Chump's Larry and Curley. I gave him too much credit. He's Shemp.

 

[GatorJ]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I've always considered Dan to be the Moe to Mac and Chump's Larry and Curley. I gave him too much credit. He's Shemp.

Three Stooges are Three Stooges.

 

[NoPumper666]

I think we should let the Old Ball Coach run it back a couple of more years until the successor becomes obvious.