Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

PaulDrake

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I watched those 3 press conferences that were posted, and Lame Kitten sounds far more idiotic than the other two. Napier looks like a brain surgeon in comparison.
Standing in front of Beavis and Butthead makes ANY jackass look like a brain surgeon. Seriously, this would be a mind numbingly brainless hire with mediorcity being the Gator standard and Sunbelt Conference coach speak justifying it. I just want to stick my head in an oven....
 

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He bragged about exactly this during his press conference. Essentially saying everyone will stay out of his way and let him decide. I hope he is completely lying, but he seemed so proud of it, I suspect that is what we are getting again.
 

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Standing in front of Beavis and Butthead makes ANY jackass look like a brain surgeon. Seriously, this would be a mind numbingly brainless hire with mediorcity being the Gator standard and Sunbelt Conference coach speak justifying it. I just want to stick my head in an oven....
You want Kiffy, I assume?
 

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The more I read, the worse it appears. I am increasingly convinced that we need to settle for a high floor and forget the high ceiling. This hire could effectively end UF as a CFB power.
 

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Think about it,,,,UCF will play the winner of FSU and Florida in the Tampa bowl game for the Florida State Championship......
 

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“What’s wrong with the offense?”

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Poor little feller, he ain't even hired yet and he's already got a nickname. He just a boy.
 

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Don't you mean 2005.
Pretty hard to play that game. SOS at UF, CUM to ND, how many more championships did SOS have in him? What would Bammer have done? CUM's recruiting CREATED the need to bring Saban and give him EVERYTHING no matter the cost. No way to know.
 

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Something else to consider. This is Stricknine’s last football hire. He blows this, he won’t get another shot. Would you put your career in the hands of Lame Kiffin? Stricknine may suck as an AD, but he isn’t that stupid.
you think he wants risk it on a guy who embodies nothing of the gator culture, is allergic to the pass, and beats garbage teams by 3 or 5 points while having more talent than anyone on his schedule? In a league where we have to contend with crooters Iike Saban and Kirby? GTFO.
 

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Coastal Carolina

Coach is 44 years old
They average 40pts per game
They average over 400 yards per game
They run a two back offense that drives DC crazy 5,000 different formations
60%run 40%pass
They run the option, wishbone, T, RPO...Vanilla
option and wishbone!!! It's the goddamn second of coming of SOS.

FFS :facepalm:

Hell just Google a picture of the dude, better yet google "free candy."

You've lost your damn mind
 

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You're freaking out over Napier and you want Matt Campbell? :crazy:
I don't necessarily want Matt Campbell, like I said in chat it was just a name I dragged off that Vegas odds list....I don't know WHO I want but I sure as hell know who I DON'T want....pedestrian coaches reared in playing it save at all costs....Napier personifies that.
 

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