Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

[InstiGATOR1]

A bit dismayed that people lack the faith that we can hire 3 tards in a row. Option you know.

I don't get where the three comes from. You start with Muschamp.

 

[jeeping8r]

Did Strik marry the first woman who screwed him? Just wondering

 

[FireFoley]

A bit dismayed that people lack the faith that we can hire 3 tards in a row. Option you know.

 

[G8trwood]

I don't get where the three comes from. You start with Muschamp.

Champ was an idiot not a tard. ;)

 

[gatorgrad'02]

I don't get where the three comes from. You start with Muschamp.

But he knows what a midline is ….

 

[78]

The two guys we probably have no shot in getting we should empty our pocket books for. Brady and Rhule.

Bob Stoops should be #3. If he wants to come back. Let him fix this damn program and rebuild it. He’ll probably only be here for five or six years. He knows how to choose assistants. He’ll groom one to take over for him.

Kiffin is #4. A no brainer. We would have a passing attack. We would have swagger.

He’s mediocre in recruiting. He will need to bring in somebody like Ogre. And the administration will need to commit to anybody who’s coming in with an elite budget for building support staff.

Only guy outside of that who is elite is Freeze. And I don’t think we will ever hire him because of the risk. But he would be above Kiffin. But he’s never getting hired.

Rhule must be underwhelmed with the NFL to have his name being floated for a college opening this soon after leaving for Carolina.

 

[t-gator]

Their just fuching with us. No way mark stoops is 3rd in betting favorites, no fuching way.

I think they put mark Stoops on there so we'd appreciate sling blade more. .. it worked

 

[Gator By Marriage]

But that does not mean that Strichnine might not have spoken with Billy Bob Thornton face to face. As you should be aware Destin is just a car drive away from both locations????????

Not saying our “search team” is this clever, but one could easily send the UAAs plane in one direction to give one impression, while a different plane, owned by say a booster, or hell even just a car, takes Strychnine somewhere else to meet a different candidate.
On the other hand, who am I kidding? It’s probably as bad as we fear and we’re about to hire Sling-blade……..

 

[ThreatMatrix]

They blocked the plane's tail number from flight tracker so I don't know how anyone is claiming they know where the plane is.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

They’re not hiring Napier. They’re not hiring three retards in a row.

Hee Haw, Cousin Eddie, and Sling Blade?

Glad to hear it. I was afraid we had simply exhausted the “M’s” and were moving on the “N’s.”

 

[InstiGATOR1]

They blocked the plane's tail number from flight tracker so I don't know how anyone is claiming they know where the plane is.

Cache, when you have coaching searches this often...

 

[GatorJ]

Rhule must be underwhelmed with the NFL to have his name being floated for a college opening this soon after leaving for Carolina.

he supposedly is not happy. But it’s all conjecture.

Brady is an OC. Offer him $9m. He won’t make that as a an NFL HC.

 

[soflagator]

@t-gator answer the man

This got lost but is a great post.

Only I didn’t hear any betch’s being tossed around by him, so it may not be t after all.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Fickell is a better fit for us . Heck, as Ox said, Leach is a better fit than these yahoos.

 

[FireFoley]

Well gotta hand it to Strichnine. He did mention something about sustained success. If Sling Blade is brought on board, you can't argue the sustained success that the admin has in hiring shyt Head Football Coaches!

 

[78]

he supposedly is not happy. But it’s all conjecture.

Brady is an OC. Offer him $9m. He won’t make that as a an NFL HC.

He may be looking for work if his boss is as disenchanted as it sounds. That’s a watchable situation.

 

[neteng]

They blocked the plane's tail number from flight tracker so I don't know how anyone is claiming they know where the plane is.

They are blocked on flightaware but you can track them on globe.adsbexchange.com. n100fg went to destin and then back to gville. I doubt after the last search stricklin is using the jets.

 

[oxrageous]

Well gotta hand it to Strichnine. He did mention something about sustained success. If Sling Blade is brought on board, you can't argue the sustained success that the admin has in hiring shyt Head Football Coaches!

Shouldn’t we wait for Napier to coach at least one game before this retarded declaration?

 

[Volntears]

You do know what goes around comes around? BTW, didn't our disgraced and now terminated HC whip the Orangecicles pretty good this year? Asking for a friend.

Don’t know how you could construe this as me talking trash. I realize our program is Florida’s bitch and an absolute laughing stock. I genuinely enjoy coaching search season. I’m an expert in the ebbs and flows, the highs and lows etc.

 

[FireFoley]

Shouldn’t we wait for Napier to coach at least one game before this retarded declaration?

Why? I did not have to wait for Cousin Eddie to coach a single game before I made that same "retarded" declaration.