Tears of joy: Dan Mullen Fired

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No. The bed in my house is strictly for sex, actual sleep, and apparently as a storage area below for my wife’s multiple yoga mats, stretching bands, 2lb dumbbells and lightweight medicine balls, despite having an entire area for that in my garage and elsewhere.

Yes a few of us knew that.
 

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You can manually input things like that :lol:
Although I think it’s more intended for things like a workout.

The Smart Sleep Numbers are pretty neat. Let’s face it, every aspect of our life has gone “smart”. It has the ability to track heart rate, breath rate, and heart rate variability (that is all under the details). Apparently, if your heart beats 60 times a minute, it’s not exactly every 1.00 seconds per beat. One is 0.98, then next is 1.01, etc. Lots of research on how that is impacted by your overall health.

But I hear ya about not having the brain turn off. I am not ashamed to admit that I need chemical help to turn mine off.
Heroin?
 

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The guy was lazy. Incredibly, he was even more lazy than Butters, something I wouldn't have thought possible. He STOLE millions of dollars by not doing his job. He stole ANOTHER 12 million on his way out the door.

Don't know how anyone could be sad for him. His family is set for life for generations despite his arrogant, lazy, stealing ass.
 

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@MattHayesCFB: #Mizzou coach @CoachDrinkwitz on @1010XL, explaining irony of beating #Gators & Mullen after last year’s near brawl:

“My father was a farmer, and there’s an old saying you reap what you sow. If you sow kindness, you reap kindness. If you sow jackass, you reap jackass.”
 

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Giraffe ball was fun?

Good Gawd.

It is amaxing what Florida fans have become. Its like listening to people pine for Doug Dickey.
 

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This part you got right.

He had 8 good games. I might give him FSU and the bowl game in 2019.

The rest was retardathon.

And the announcer at the FSU19 game said his staff had to pressure him to stop running the plays that didnt work. Offensive guru, my ass.
 
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The guy was lazy. Incredibly, he was even more lazy than Butters, something I wouldn't have thought possible. He STOLE millions of dollars by not doing his job. He stole ANOTHER 12 million on his way out the door.

Don't know how anyone could be sad for him. His family is set for life for generations despite his arrogant, lazy, stealing ass.


Truth hurts!
 

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I gotta say... firing Dan before Sunday Mass was a total Godfather move. Kudos.
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@MattHayesCFB: #Mizzou coach @CoachDrinkwitz on @1010XL, explaining irony of beating #Gators & Mullen after last year’s near brawl:

“My father was a farmer, and there’s an old saying you reap what you sow. If you sow kindness, you reap kindness. If you sow jackass, you reap jackass.”
That's funny, because Mullen is a jackass. But Drinkwitz is full of sh*t. His father wasn't a farmer. The whole entire Drinkwitz family works in the healthcare field except for him. He's the dopey football coach in the family.

And a dopey football coach he is. Because of that brawl that happened last year, he is gloating over the fact that Mullen not only lost to his team this year but got fired afterward.

Lost on him are the implications of the fact that Mullen was fired for the unforgivable offense of losing to a team as sh*tty as his.
 

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