For all of you who cannot be with family today….. please dont brag.
Some people have all the luck.
The first familial coping mechanisms of the day, mimosas, were poured with a heavy hand. Have not gone completely off the reservation yet, but that barbed wire fence is in sight. Soon I will be roaming free in the happy hunting grounds.
Pro Tip: When a child watching the Macy's Parade asks why Annie is black, because, "she's supposed to be white, with red hair," don't say, "that's not Annie, that's her friend Pickanannie!"
Just don't do it. It's one of those things that seems funny until you say it out loud. And then it's
still funny, to be honest. But only to some people. Not to others.