Mega “Billion” Lottery

[CDGator]

The drawing tonight for the Mega Million lottery is $1.2 BILLION.

Mega Millions

Mega Millions is one of America's two big jackpot games, and the only one with Match 5 prizes up to $5 million (with the optional Megaplier).

www.megamillions.com

What’s your first purchase if you win?

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

The drawing tonight for the Mega Million lottery is $1.2 BILLION.

Mega Millions

Mega Millions is one of America's two big jackpot games, and the only one with Match 5 prizes up to $5 million (with the optional Megaplier).

www.megamillions.com

What’s your first purchase if you win?

GatorChatter. There are some people I'd like to permaban.

 

[AugustaGator]

GatorChatter. There are some people I'd like to permaban.

What are you doing with the other 1.199999 billion?

 

[jdh5484]

I'm going to hire the best and brightest EMP engineers and invent a portable, hand held, line of sight, EMP device to fry any car that doesn't use a turn signal.

80% of the cars in Jupiter will be FUBAR within a week.

or

Charter a plane to the top of the world and take a pic of me saying "I'm on top of the world! ".

or


....

 

[LaylaGator]

A new car that I can drive around as I search for the perfect beach house(s).

 

[CDGator]

I went to Hobby Lobby today to buy a picture frame but it wasn't on sale.
Waiting until it's 50% off next week.
If we win tonight, I'm not waiting.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

 

[URGatorBait]

Wouldn't be surprised if the jackpot goes up a little more before the drawing.

First purchase...an attorney

After all that, taking the lump sum.
Taking a small portion that still equates to 20 or 30 million for "walking around" cash

The rest gets invested.
If you had a simple 5% growth on $500 million, you'd get $25 million a year return.

Billionaire in 20 years (or less with a higher return)

I want me some fuchs you money

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

This is the correct answer

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Wouldn't be surprised if the jackpot goes up a little more before the drawing.

First purchase...an attorney

After all that, taking the lump sum.
Taking a small portion that still equates to 20 or 30 million for "walking around" cash

The rest gets invested.
If you had a simple 5% growth on $500 million, you'd get $25 million a year return.

Billionaire in 20 years (or less with a higher return)

I want me some fuchs you money

If you're going the practical route, don't cash the ticket in yourself. Sell the ticket and let someone else deal with the headache of having their name and likeness plastered everywhere. Sneak away with your still 100's of millions and carry on. Don't forget about the private island. It probably wouldn't hurt to convert some of your cash into gold bars and get those locked up somewhere safe; preferably a neutral country or three.

Who are we kidding? We all know you head to China for experimental growth surgery and end up in a coma while the commies drain your bank accounts

 

[URGatorBait]

If you're going the practical route, don't cash the ticket in yourself. Sell the ticket and let someone else deal with the headache of having their name and likeness plastered everywhere. Sneak away with your still 100's of millions and carry on. Don't forget about the private island. It probably wouldn't hurt to convert some of your cash into gold bars and get those locked up somewhere safe; preferably a neutral country or three.

Who are we kidding? We all know you head to China for experimental growth surgery and end up in a coma while the commies drain your bank accounts

That's what the LLC will be for my friend

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

That's what the LLC will be for my friend

No dice in Florida my guy. Might want to look into that first.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I was down across the border in SC and got me a ticket. Yes, I’d have to pay SC tax with NC, but in SC you can remain anonymous.

 

[URGatorBait]

No dice in Florida my guy. Might want to look into that first.

Are Lottery Winners in Florida Required to Reveal Their Identities?

Florida requires lottery winners to reveal their identities. Learn some options for claiming lottery winnings while keeping your identity private.

romanaustin.com

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Are Lottery Winners in Florida Required to Reveal Their Identities?

Florida requires lottery winners to reveal their identities. Learn some options for claiming lottery winnings while keeping your identity private.

romanaustin.com

Thanks for the link! I may need this later

 

[CDGator]

Wouldn't be surprised if the jackpot goes up a little more before the drawing.

First purchase...an attorney

After all that, taking the lump sum.
Taking a small portion that still equates to 20 or 30 million for "walking around" cash

The rest gets invested.
If you had a simple 5% growth on $500 million, you'd get $25 million a year return.

Billionaire in 20 years (or less with a higher return)

I want me some fuchs you money

Should I collect it in small bills or large?

 

[TLB]

Should I collect it in small bills or large?

Well, as a guy I’d says ones. I’d never leave the strip club. Ever.

 

[MJMGator]

Well, as a guy I’d says ones. I’d never leave the strip club. Ever.

They make you leave eventually. Trust me on this.

 

[URGatorBait]

They make you leave eventually. Trust me on this.

Not when you own it

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

Should I collect it in small bills or large?

Yes...