Florida Football dysfunction

[Dunder]

80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!

 

[B52G8rAC]

80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!

Elite.

 

[gator1946]

I no longer ask why. Wake me up when we are remotely competitive. Or if I've already left the planet leave an orange and blue wreath.

 

[78]

I feel sorry for us.

 

[aka]

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I no longer ask why. Wake me up when we are remotely competitive. Or if I've already left the planet leave an orange and blue wreath.

Win One for 46! Will be the team motto of the 2035 Championship TacoBell Gators.

 

[Alumni Guy]

At least we were the last to join the “arm’s race”. We are pacifists.

Kumbaya.

 

[jdh5484]

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!

You forgot player arrested for barking at police dog.

 

[oxrageous]

The program also has 3 National Championships in the last 27 years (and 2 Heismans), a number most of the rest of college football would be jealous of.

 

[t-gator]

I just feel like you're selling aaron Hernandez short here.

 

[lagator]

80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!

How could you make a list like this and leave off Hernandez?

 

[lagator]

How could you make a list like this and leave off Hernandez?

And having a QB suspended for being arrested for distributing child porn?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

I miss our linebackers barking at dogs and scat backs stealing tacos. The good old days.

 

[danicus007]

Or Carlos Dunlap before the SEC title game!?

 

[Gatorphan]

I just feel like you're selling aaron Hernandez short here.

That could be life threatening

 

[Dunder]

The program also has 3 National Championships in the last 27 years (and 2 Heismans), a number most of the rest of college football would be jealous of.

That fact is not lost on me

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Why Florida? Seriously!

 

[Spurffelbow833]

The program also has 3 National Championships in the last 27 years (and 2 Heismans), a number most of the rest of college football would be jealous of.

Those three championships happened within 12 years. It has now been 14 years since the last one and it might as well be a million.

 

[oxrageous]

Those three championships happened within 12 years. It has now been 14 years since the last one and it might as well be a million.

Really? I didn't know that.

Only one team out of 131 gets to win it all. It's hard.