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Rumor has it he tore his labrum.Did he get hurt? If so, the sitting out a year might make sense. Majorly sucks, still.
Rumor has it he tore his labrum.Did he get hurt? If so, the sitting out a year might make sense. Majorly sucks, still.
It's gonna be awkward when you find out it's your momIf you're offering up some pussy, put me on the list too
We don’t know why he’s entering the portal. Maybe he was getting passed on the depth chart. Maybe his girlfriend dumped him. Maybe he’s skipped too many classes. Maybe it’s the vaccine. Maybe it’s not the vaccine. Maybe the cartel has found him. Maybe he’s pining for the fjords. Maybe he’s overwhelmed by the tragedy of existence.Do you think he was guaranteed a starting position and just left? There's no chance. I think he saw the writing on the wall and bailed out.
We all know your theory: he caught Billy Napier drowning kittens.
If you share a good doobie with him you can both have high hopes.Smoking what? If weed… Bummer had high hopes for this guy.
Just as long as he hasn't shuffled off this mortal coil and joined the bleeding choir invisible.We don’t know why he’s entering the portal. Maybe he was getting passed on the depth chart. Maybe his girlfriend dumped him. Maybe he’s skipped too many classes. Maybe it’s the vaccine. Maybe it’s not the vaccine. Maybe the cartel has found him. Maybe he’s pining for the fjords. Maybe he’s overwhelmed by the tragedy of existence.
We just don’t know.
According to ON3 he may not be leaving. Evidently he injured his shoulder and will miss the rest of spring but will be ready by fall. After Sling blade explained how seasons work to him and that this is spring, next we have summer and then it's fall when football season starts he decided he didn't have to leave. The kid thought this was fall and and that spring was when football season took place. Florida weather had him all fuched up. True story.
“You’ve never heard of Mertz & Miller before today.”
Zípperer May be out for the year with torn ACL. Good news is that our best TE is a redshirt freshman (Boardingham). And he has supposedly been balling out at spring practice. This means more snaps for Boardingham.
So after all this hand-wringing over a guy none of us had heard of he's now staying?