You' Can't Spell CITRUS

[Alvin York]

What was that, Visor Boy, "You can't spell CITRUS without a UT?

Let Alvin bask in this Florida sunshine.

Yes, Mr and Mrs Jort People of America, you are going to the CITRUS BOWL to watch your Treon Harris Gators get eaten by a hungry Wolverine. :)

Yes, Mr. and Mrs Jort People of America, your beloved coach and icon, Steve Spurrier, fled the field of battle before the season was over like some movie Prima donna Greta Garbo. "I vant to be alone". :)

Allah has been kind to the fans of Tennessee. Junior and Lulu are buck dancing every morning before breakfast. Our hated foes, Steve Spurrier and Florida, are giving us priceless Christmas gifts. Visor Boy goes down in flames and shame while the high and mighty Florida Gators suffer the ultimate humiliation of being relegated to the laughable CITRUS Bowl.

The band may now play "Rocky Top"
Merry Christmas, Florida Fans.

 

[URGatorBait]

I really wish you'd stop posting selfies...you're an ugly sumbitch

 

[oxrageous]

Alvin, I have lifted your ability to start threads. Time will tell whether or not this is a permanent arrangement. You've overplayed your hand lately.

 

[TN G8tr]

Alvin = Dumbazz is as Dumbazz does.

 

[TN G8tr]

Alvin, I have lifted your ability to start threads. Time will tell whether or not this is a permanent arrangement. You've overplayed your hand lately.

 

[URGatorBait]

Alvin, I have lifted your ability to start threads. Time will tell whether or not this is a permanent arrangement. You've overplayed your hand lately.

You even got the Certified Troll banner back up

 

[gatormandan]

Ban the ****ing idiot already...

 

[Alvin York]

Alvin, I have lifted your ability to start threads. Time will tell whether or not this is a permanent arrangement. You've overplayed your hand lately.

Thank you. Remember your American history. Even the British knew how powerful mere words can be. Censorship it the ultimate compliment and act of desperation. :)

 

[oxrageous]

Thank you. Remember your American history. Even the British knew how powerful mere words can be. Censorship it the ultimate compliment and act of desperation. :)

Not censoring your moronic posts, just your troll threads. One in a blue moon didn't bother me, but you've been on a roll.

 

[CaribGator]

Alvin, due to the education system in TN the math is probably over your head, but I'll try. The Citrus Bowl pays $4.25 million dollars this year, the Outback Bowl where your team will soon be embarrassed pays $3.5 million, very basic, we get more money..

Your team was chosen to play in the Outback because it is part of your culture, you grew up hearing "let's go out back and have some fun, the goat is tied up" or when you cousin winked at you and said "i'll meet you out back.."

 

[gatormandan]

Thank you. Remember your American history. Even the British knew how powerful mere words can be. Censorship it the ultimate compliment and act of desperation. :)

Your moronic babble is the definition of desperation.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Alvin, everyone knows you would give up anything, even plunger sex with relatives, in order to have a win over UF, win the SEC East, and play in the Citrus.

Just because it is below us doesn't mean it wouldn't be your dream.

Hell, your best player ever set the record for most Citrus Bowls.

 

[MJMGator]

When your hero gets benched for a journeyman, you HC is a flute player, your starting QB is a mongoloid and you haven't beaten your "rival" in over a decade, what are you?

 

[Alvin York]

Alvin, due to the education system in TN the math is probably over your head, but I'll try. The Citrus Bowl pays $4.25 million dollars this year, the Outback Bowl where your team will soon be embarrassed pays $3.5 million, very basic, we get more money..

Your team was chosen to play in the Outback because it is part of your culture, you grew up hearing "let's go out back and have some fun, the goat is tied up" or when you cousin winked at you and said "i'll meet you out back.."

It's not a matter of math, Einstein. It's a matter of the ultimate payback humiliation of watching the Florida Gators so lost and desperate they have to sneak off to Spurrier's ultimate Booby Prize Bowl, the Citrus.

Enjoy your 4.25 Mil. Don't spend it all in one place. LOL

 

[oxrageous]

It's not a matter of math, Einstein. It's a matter of the ultimate payback humiliation of watching the Florida Gators so lost and desperate they have to sneak off to Spurrier's ultimate Booby Prize Bowl, the Citrus.

Enjoy your 4.25 Mil. Don't spend it all in one place. LOL

Payback humiliation? WE'VE BEATEN YOU 11 YEARS IN A ROW. After all these years it still hasn't sunk in that your "ball busting" has absolutely nothing behind it if you can't beat the Gators.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Payback humiliation? WE'VE BEATEN YOU 11 YEARS IN A ROW. After all these years it still hasn't sunk in that your "ball busting" has absolutely nothing behind it if you can't beat the Gators.

What else does he have? We have fielded some of the worst Gator teams in recent history the last 3 years and still we own those Inbred Cuzinrapers.

 

[Alagator]

Hell, UT had some pretty good teams decades ago when the Ol' Ball Coach made those remarks.

Sucks knowing that you're light years away from ever even reaching the Citrus bowl again, huh?

 

[Alagator]

Alvin, I have lifted your ability to start threads. Time will tell whether or not this is a permanent arrangement. You've overplayed your hand lately.

 

[Alagator]

When your hero gets benched for a journeyman, you HC is a flute player, your starting QB is a mongoloid and you haven't beaten your "rival" in over a decade, what are you?

That's the funny thing about it. They view us as their "arch rival" when they are, at best, third on our list...

... 4th or 5th for most longtime Gator fans...