You' Can't Spell CITRUS

[Swamp Donkey]

Treon beat you twice. He can do it again if need be.

 

[URGatorBait]

I didn't think so,

Two Tennessee inbreds, Bubba and Alvin, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Alvin and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Alvin thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater!"

Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Alvin at the bar. He tells Alvin about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Alvin says, "What's that?"

Bubba says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"

"No."

"Then you're ****ing gay."

 

[soflagator]

Treon beat you twice. He can do it again if need be.

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As did Tyler Murphy...and Jeff Driskel...and John Brantley...twice.

At this point, he should probably be worried about his lesbian head coach facing off with Muschamp each season, after that genius got the better of him twice as well.

 

[gatormandan]

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As did Tyler Murphy...and Jeff Driskel...and John Brantley...twice.

At this point, he should probably be worried about his lesbian head coach facing off with Muschamp each season, after that genius got the better of him twice as well.

Zing!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

he should probably be worried about his lesbian head coach facing

Just because Bytch was a bandboy doesn't mean you should make this sort of accusation.

 

[Blonde Gator]

Poor Alvie.....some things NEVER change. Go eat a Flipper sammie, stupid!

 

[Alvin York]

Poor Alvie.....some things NEVER change. Go eat a Flipper sammie, stupid!

I can tell you some things have changed for the Florida Gators since Tebow trotted off to the NFL.

1. Urban Meyer turned his back on the Gator Nation leaving for the glory of Ohio State.
2. Florida has never won another National Championship.
3. Florida has never won another SEC Championship.
4. Will Muschamp is the worst coach in Florida history.
5. Treon Harris is the most calamity prone quarterback in Florida history.
6. The Florida Gators are now considered a middle of the pack SEC East team.
7. There is no major Gator Message Board because of the closing and reopening of the Gatorsports Message Board and the birth of a splinter Message Board, GatorChatter. leaving the Gator Nation split and watered down between two competing Boards.

I truly weep for the once elite dominant Florida Gators, a school and program that has lapsed into a devastating mediocrity that has fueled their most hated rival, the Florida State Seminoles, to rise above them losing five out of the last six games including three straight losses in the Swamp, Ben Hill Griffin Stadium.

Oh, the humanity.

 

[MJMGator]

Living through others...brick by brick.

 

[TN G8tr]

I can tell you some things have changed for the Florida Gators since Tebow trotted off to the NFL.

1. Urban Meyer turned his back on the Gator Nation leaving for the glory of Ohio State.
2. Florida has never won another National Championship.
3. Florida has never won another SEC Championship.
4. Will Muschamp is the worst coach in Florida history.
5. Treon Harris is the most calamity prone quarterback in Florida history.
6. The Florida Gators are now considered a middle of the pack SEC East team.
7. There is no major Gator Message Board because of the closing and reopening of the Gatorsports Message Board and the birth of a splinter Message Board, GatorChatter. leaving the Gator Nation split and watered down between two competing Boards.

I truly weep for the once elite dominant Florida Gators, a school and program that has lapsed into a devastating mediocrity that has fueled their most hated rival, the Florida State Seminoles, to rise above them losing five out of the last six games including three straight losses in the Swamp, Ben Hill Griffin Stadium.

Oh, the humanity.

alvin, do you have a weedeater?

You forgot one, #8. UT has not beaten Florida either.

 

[TN G8tr]

And BTW Dork.....if mediocrity is winning the East and going to the SECCG, we'll take it. Must mean UT still sucks azz.

 

[gatormandan]

What a snotty nosed child. Why ox doesnt ban his ignorant ass I will never know...

 

[URGatorBait]

What a snotty nosed child. Why ox doesnt ban his ignorant ass I will never know...

We don't ban him because we like to watch you get all worked up over him

 

[Gator87]

 

[WobbleGator]

We don't ban him because we can't ban admins or their aliases.

FIFY

 

[URGatorBait]

FIFY

 

[NCOGator]

You dare to speak to me of "logic" when your brilliant coach insists on keeping Treon Harris at quarterback. That's the same logic of a nun worrying about the price of birth control pills.

Alvin Logic is that your team has been the 11 time strait Preseason Champ with zero SEC East titles

 

[Alvin York]

What a snotty nosed child. Why ox doesnt ban his ignorant ass I will never know...

One cannot ban the eternal flame of hostility and defiance of TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS for all things FLORIDA GATORS. Even when our Sun begins to Nova we, the descendents of Junior n Lulu, will be awaiting the next victory in Neyland.

 

[gatormandan]

We don't ban him because we like to watch you get all worked up over him

Doesnt bother me. It actually makes the leadership look weak.

 

[URGatorBait]

Doesnt bother me. It actually makes the leadership look weak.

 

[Alagator]

You dare to speak to me of "logic" when your brilliant coach insists on keeping Treon Harris at quarterback. That's the same logic of a nun worrying about the price of birth control pills.

The guy who's team has lost ELEVEN in a row to us but insists on coming here and talking smack wants to give us lessons on logic. Boy...he's special...