The dubster Outro Thread

Swamp Queen

Founding Member
Mrs. Sasquatch
BANNED
Jun 11, 2014
4,834
8,299
Founding Member
7/18/2017

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today,, we start off todays outro with an unbelievable vote.the outro was almost canceled but by a narrow vote of 4 against and 5 for it survived the challenge of the nicnames. david duke is furious at the outcome claiming people were shipped in and voted illegally goon has threathen to leave in protest and stated it was rigged. someone shouted something from the back about a penis pump not sure what that had to do with anything. onto the program bugs secretly met with the ukrainian envoy no idea what was discussed. bugs did pull out tgator from lurking though. assman called in from the porta potty from eating the microwave hotdog last evening and stated he thinks hoffa is a sexist and mysoginist. assman had to finish up because sexy 6 was beating on the door. all the political talk loosen up her biles. (sexy 6 the mexican didnt put any toliet paper in there looks like you will have to pull them up today beat sas home and throw them away) sexy 6 remained in there the entire program but left the studio twice today. eric trump stopped by the program and thinks that more cops are needed in the inner cities to shoot everyone. bannon in a rare moment of clarity came on the stage and campaigned for president in 2020,, i'm seriously comptemplating voting for him. but later stated he is for the destruction of all society(oh well he offered a glimmer of hope). al bundy stopped by the program on his way fishing and informed the audience that he has an active gag order in place. some dude named swonkey and gator j is behind it(stay tune). trauma girl if your reading this i'm extending an invite to appear on the program tomorrow. alex left court early today to do a dub flash poll and found that 7of 9 is the hottest star trek chick.decaf members eric trump,janice,pointer,detroit,alchy,gator2222,zambo,silky johnson, drivebys bugs,assman,hugh heffner,eric trump,byron,janice,blackfoot,bannon,robinhood,spicer,rimmer,pointer,hoffa,al bundy,detroit,sexy6,lurker,goon,migraine,alex,alchy,gator2222,slick willy,silky johnson,david duke,zambo,, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

Zambo

Founding Member
Poo Flinger
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
12,898
32,445
Founding Member
CUE3Sqv.jpg
 

Swamp Queen

Founding Member
Mrs. Sasquatch
BANNED
Jun 11, 2014
4,834
8,299
Founding Member
7/19/2017

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. as you know a vote was cast about nicnames and several audience members refused to accept the outcome and staged a wimmens only march complete with vagina costumes on the show. hoffa the legal rep for the program negotiated a settlement. part of that settlement was the omission of names in the outro. if you dont have a nicname you wont be mentioned. hopefully this quell the confusion now onto the program. as i made my way to the stage daffy,sexy 6 assman and bugs were on the front row complaining about what had transpired. all of a sudden a loud beating noise followed by deep grunting started coming from the handicapped porta potties out back it was assman. pieces of the micorwave hotdog he ate on monday was traveling in his colon like a kidney stone and became lodge in his ass. hoffa jump to his defense and double gloved and was going to explore his ass to get it but assman refused to allow hoffa entry into the porta potty. assman remain in the porta potty until 1pm grunting and screaming at the top of his lungs. speaking of the porta potty sexy 6 finally approved the use of bidets being installed she was the last holdout something about that cold water shooting up her ass was a deal breaker. speaking of sexy 6 she was very vocal today. she first took up an money offering for tampon purchases saying they have gotten very expensive and the sunday paper stop offering coupons. sexy 6 then weighed in on blow jobs that was being discussed in the audience stating she didnt think it was an natural occurence (we reached out to sas who invoked his miranda rights to remain silent)slick willy stopped by the set and informed the audience that working from home is a real treat. slick willy states he often get to bang mrs slick on the couch in his office. (note to the audience if you ever invited to come by the office stay off the couch it doubles as a butt cushion/mattress for mrses slick.bugs entered the studio saying he had to get home and become sweaty . of course i inquired about this bugs stated it allows babs to live out her fetish to squat and piss on him. babs holds her piss all day awaiting his arrival home. bugs denies that he watches her piss on him he turns his head away and wait for the warm wet feeling(trump was notified)al bundy dropped by on his way to fish and again i think the gag order is still in place no videos or comments just straight to the back to dig up worms around the porta potties. bidets were installed in the porta potties wiping is still necessary. this should cut down on yall throwing away your draws, sexy 6 in your case your panties. sexy 6 exited the studio once today. drivebys daffy,sexy6,hoffa,assman,slick willy,lurker,hugh heffner,bugs,robinhood,al bundy,ron jeremy, never eat microwave hotdogs they could lodge in your ass, its time to commute :bananawave:
 

Swamp Queen

Founding Member
Mrs. Sasquatch
BANNED
Jun 11, 2014
4,834
8,299
Founding Member
7/20/2017
dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin the outro with breaking news,, oj will be set free. this infuriated hoffa who called up the posse and a rally is planned assman & bugs, yes bugs are now getting fitted for white robes and hoods. hoffa is dusting his off in the attic. bugs was jumping up & down yelling he wanted to start a niggah thread. run oj run. lurker stopped by the set and is having some issues with his nuts appearently for the last 30 yrs he has had 3 balls floating around in his nut sack(interesting). his quack doctor says if its not bothering you let it stay(probaly need to get a second opinion) daffy entered the studio after bumping pcp and asked bugs for some ass, bugs left the studio. daffy was all over tha place he damn near hi-jacked the show, daffy once you come down heed this warning if tomorrow you act like you did today security will be called.hugh heffner dropped by the set and spoke about krazy sex stating its those only child females/daddy lil girls that are the best with them daddy issues. assman finally past the microwave hotdog but his ass and intestines has plenty of scar tissue as a reminder not to eat microwave hotdogs in the future. finally slick willy called into the program stating his daughter is a 20yr old feminist(al was notified but is still muzzled) drivebys lurker,daffy,hoffa,hugh heffner,bugs,ron jeremy,slick,sexy6,assman,al bundy,robinhood, if you are married to a white blond woman you have til october to get her hair dyed to brunette or redhead oj is out and he is white wimmen hunting,, everyone enjoy your evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
7/21/17

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. in a stunning revelation a another black dude was discovered here on the program(hervesle). he stormed the studio eating a piece of watermelon and a 2pc with biscuit popeyes chicken box and acted like he has told people before he was black.(everyone in the damn studio knew that was a damn lie but dont be a stranger you will need a nicname but your welcome). robinhood dropped by the studio and is very impressed with trauma girl. robinhood states she holds her own against the animals in the pf. personally i think she is afraid to come on the program. slickwilly dropped by the set on his way to play golf and revealed his wife is going vegan. not sure if he knows this or not but this will definitely affect his sex life. looks like she will be rubbing them off since she has sworn off meat and he will need to stock up on jackfruit and vegan pullpork. speaking of jackfruit hoffa was boiling green peanuts in the breakroom in a washpot, sexy 6 joined him for some thank god they got those bidets installed im sure they will using them shortly.speaking of sexy 6 ron jeremy dropped by the set and thinks she has dirty feet. sexy 6 shouted from the breakroom with peanut hulls in her mouth that her feet were clean. hoffa and slick wanted to see pics of them so they could both beat one off. since sexy 6 refused to show her feet, slick went golfing with his daughter she was wearing flip flops. no word from al bundy and daffy was coming down from his high and made a late appearence. bugs notified the audience that his wife babs hunts down stray cats and takes them to their death in animal shelters. bugs refusal to give his daughter a pet kitty will seal his fate to a nursing home when he's elderly, where he will live out the rest of his days with a schitty pamper. sexy 6 left the studio 3 times today. bugs once drivebys assman,bugs,robinhood,hugh heffner,hoffa,sexy6,al bundy,lurker,ron jeremy,slick willy,daffy, everyone read seans spicers new book "lil white lies" everyone enjoy your weekend its time to commute :bananawave:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
7/24/17

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we began the outro with breaking news an unamed source has revealed that another black guy has been found (amazing). a dude named oklahoma gator. the same source states oklahoma gator is ashamed of being black. oklahoma gator if your reading this stop by and clear this up. onto the program looks like the bidets got a heavy workout this morning the line stretched around the building to get coldwater shot up their asses. no one was in the audience. bugs finally appeared on the set smiling and jogging in place. bugs informed the program that his wife babs has left with his two bunnies to visit her parents. bugs is excited about the prospect of being alone with his veggies to cuddle and rub them off at will(just a man and his veggies). assman dropped by the set and informed the audience that he has illegimate child that his wife dont know about (fcking out of wedlock), but since his son has not sign the waiver his name cannot be revealed in the outro. al bundy dropped by the program and informed the audience that his long range plans are to retire and let asians in the bars of thailand squirt water up his ass. al states he has had a colon thingy done and has lost his virginity to his doctor. blackfoot entered the studio and informed the program that he is in the midst of reading al sharptons new book"blaming the white man"(it only gets worse from here)slick willie dropped by the studio and made it a point to inform the audience that all white guys muff dive. when asked about yeast infections slick says tell them about their issue after you nut( good advice there i think). sexy 6 stayed in the shadows today not offering much we will check on her tomorrow. drivebys hoffa,assman,bugs,sexy6,daffy,al bundy,lurker,blackfoot,slick willy, everyone reading this please become an educated white. its time to commute :bananawave:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
7/25/17

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with breaking news sexy 6 uncovered a conspiracy to change the format of the program.. hoffa was notified and reminded me that i cannot upset my base(sounds familiar?). assman dropped by the program and was distraught that he was verbally mauled and brutally attacked by an unnamed protestor outside the studio last night. i counseled assman and he seemed to get better and later he witnessed the perv segment. he is doing much better now since the swelling in his crotch area has went down(he still hasnt told his wife about his illegit son). bugs slept thru the entire program today, it appears he was up all nite with a head of lettuce. her name was iceburg and her head was off the charts. in a rare appearence the mexican showed up and spent 2 hours on the set. he spoke on a wide range of topics and took questions. a audience member stood up and asked why is people soliciting other people to jerk him off? the mexican got defensive and snapped back" he didnt mean it like that and i wont answer anymore questions". the mexican went onto say if you have a twitter account your a homosexual. the entire audience got quiet. seizing the opportunity to show his parenting skills the mexican stated he likes to get little kids some as young as 3 years old put them in the car seat in the back seat and ride around town calling other drivers dickwads so the kids can repeat after him(parent of the year type stuff). my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was blackfoot. blackfoot stated that the mexican sounds alot like trump due to his deal making abilities and his mouth. right on cue slick willy and ron jeremy started the perv segment and sexy 6 bailed. the powerpoint presentation was very good today as it was windng down byron entered the studio in rubber boots and coveralls and no shirt and proclaimed the whole studio reeked of spoiled tuna. slick shouted from the back its ok because he never smells anything til after he cums then he inform the young lady that she smell like the last catch. finally al bundy went out and wasted a bunch of money on a fish finder and didnt catch a damn thing other than some mosquito bites. Al if your reading this get your reciept and take that schit back to where you got it from. sexy 6 left the studio once today. drivebys assman,bugs,sexy6,mexican,hugh heffner,blackfoot,ron jeremy,slick willy,pines,byron,lurker,.watch for protestors as you leave the studio its time to commute :bananawave:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
7/26/17

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for question today. i entered the studio and byron was already on the stage informing my audience that his doctor was digging in his ass and didnt enjoy it. after the doctor had finished ravaging his ass he threw a box of wet wipes at him and instructed him to get out(hows that for bedside manners). footnote: he never called byron again. as you found out yesterday bugs is home alone and been having intimate dates with his veggies lastnight it was romainias turn, and yes like her sister iceberg her head game is unrivaled and unmatched. bugs not getting much sleep at all these days. the back door to the studio flung open, it was the mexican he was exhibiting slurred speech and a unsteady gait. i questioned the mexican was he ok? the mexican stated he was drunk off of hot zimas and then collasped to the floor. he was then stripped of his overalls by some black lives matter janitors who drug him off to the porta potties. the mexican will be getting his brown card shortly.slick entered the studio and gave my audience advice on wimmens. slick states lick her feet first if she looks to be enoying it then suck her toes. slick says this is the keys to a long marriage. my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was al bundy. al stated dont listen to slick he has been contaminated with pvssy juice and is not thinking straight. robinhhood who was in the 3rd row doing jumping jacks wanted to order a six pack of pvssy juice, but al became furious and went fishing with that broke gps thing he wasted his money on. our newest member matlock entered the studio conducting sidebars and legal briefs and kept yelling "i will plea the 5th"(not sure what to think of this)sexy 6 stayed in the back of the studio she wasnt fond of some the protestors that came in from time to time to use the unisex bathroom and she left the studio once and stayed gone. so long it was enough time to rub one off(shes under stress). finally blackfoot entered the studio and is excited about something blocking out the sun(not sure wtf this krazy injun is talking about) some sort of rain dance probaly. drivebys byron,sexy6,hoffa,hugh heffner,daffy,slick willy,al bundy,assman,matlock,blackfoot, ron jeremy, someone find out whos bottling that pvssy juice al is talking about hopefully its sold at sams club i want to buy in bulk its time to commute :bananawave:
 

Swamp Queen

Founding Member
Mrs. Sasquatch
BANNED
Jun 11, 2014
4,834
8,299
Founding Member
7/27/2017

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. i am happy to annouce to new additions to the program churchill=uf812,,,"the dopeman=goon,biggum=ppines welcome you may contribute right away. bugs entered the studio this morning after eating out tomatoes all night he had slime around his mouth and seeds between the 2 big teeth in the front. bugs stated he did it for sexy 6. sexy 6 was disgusted and threathen to walk off the set. sexy 6 informed the audience that the reason she has been scarce lately is because she is behind on mooning people in the cvs parking lots. ron jeremy entered the studio with a truckload of eggs for the 3 protestors out front. he didnt hesitate to use them throwing them early and often. one particular protestor was wearing a white hood and a robe and the eggs could not penetrate the scotchguard. bugs told ron he would bring him organic eggs tomorrow. ron jeremy later told the audience how goon became"the dopeman"(classic). assman entered the studio in a great mood apparently he had played in someones ass all morning. specifically their hemmoroids raw with no gloves( not sure what to make of this he likes blood on his hands i guess). the program wants to congratulate everyones favoriye injun blackfoot. blackfoot has successfully broken the minority barrier on gatorchatter by bumping the whiteman from the number one spot (likes ratio). dont forget where you came from and dont get uppity.(we know firewater is your weakness) byron dropped by the studio and had several revelations to make. his first revelation was he enjoys the practice of lubing up, and sniffing his wifes best friends crotch. his second revelation was teaching his daughters how to take mooning shots while jumping in the pool. and his last revelation is something that he takes great pride in. byron states he's not the pied piper but he can blow the fck out of a skin flute. byron states he may be top 5 in the world when it comes to playing the skin flute hes done it since the age of 13(move over bubbles byrons coming thru) hearing all this about byron mooning and taking pics of his balled ass the mexican who was cleaning up the breakroom ran by snapped a pic of byron and barricaded himself in the unisex bathroom. finally al bundy refuses to admit defeat with that piece of schit garmen he bought. it was made by sea world not sure why al thinks the people of seaworld is going to help him find and catch fish drivebys in no specific order sexy 6,hoffa,churchill,bugs,hugh heffner,biggums,daffy,pied piper...errr byron long,ron jeremy,al bundy,"the dopeman",mexican,blackfoot,assman,bubbles,lurker,everyone byron plays the skin flutes at weddings, birmizmas,birthdays and graduations give him a call and "book him" its time to commute :bananawave:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
7/28/17

dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. ron jeremy took his sweet time gettting to the studio today so we were stuck with 2 protestors today. one who took veil shots at hoffa throughout the program. assman invited bannon on the program. bannon immediately went on a hate spilled speech about jews that would make himmler and hitler and goebbels proud. secretly one of the protestors is an admirer of bannon and agrees to his rant. biggums called in and stated he has spent the entire morning in amazement on how big his nuts are.(not sure what to make of this)poncho villa stopped by and thinks trauma girl is a retard. trauma girl if your reading this and i have good reason to think you are, get in here and defend yourself.bubbles exited the unisex bathroom with his monthly issue of playgirl swimsuit edition. bubbles immediately disclosed jays,marianna&urg financial records stating they cant rub 2 nickles together between the 3 of them(damn thats poor 3 broke mtherfckers) matlock is organizing a tailgate party for one of the upcoming gator games and to add to the festivities he has booked that skin flute phenom byron. i know it will be crowded. speaking of the pied piper....errr....byron there was a rumor floating around the audience that he had performed a hat trick1).schiitted on himself 2.(while jumping in a lake3). while playing the skin flute. the trifecta! thats one rich talented dude. blackfoot still high off his recent topple of the whiteman has vowed to celebrate by clogging up his colon by eating mexican burritos with maize in them. speaking of the mexican. he stopped by the program soliciting money, his newest theme is to provide lifetime family memberships and charge people for likes. also he exploring selling banning rights. if all that fails he would encourage his mods to sale ass at matlocks tailgate party(hugh freeze is invited he has deep pockets one with a cellphone) sexy 6 left the studio twice and bannon once. drivebys in no specific order assman,bugs,biggums,hoffa,hugh heffner,byron,sexy6,slick willy,churchill,bannon,poncho villa,bubbles,ron jeremy,matlock,lurker,robinhood,mexican,al bundy, everyone have a safe weekend its been time to commute :bananawave:
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Help Users

You haven't joined any rooms.