Your first 3 HC calls

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Danny O'shea from the Little Giants
Coach Klein from South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs
 

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Hilarious, the coach hasnt even completed 1/2 of year 3 and hes gone, the AD hasnt even been here a year and he needs to leave.

Have you watched the last two and a half years? What more do you need to see? If the AD can’t see it, then he does need to go, too.
 

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Anybody say Leach yet? He'd be my #1.

Leach intrigues me as well. He's built up 2 schools and turned them into winning programs. Washington State was a bottom feeder when he arrived. His defenses and his running game have always been average. The defenses he had at tech were downright awful. Is that because of the school he was at or is he a poor recruiter in those areas?

While he's a fugley s.o.b., Petrino has always done a great job with less. He's done what Mac sure as hell can't do. He's beaten FSU. I wonder what Petrino could do with UF's resources.
 

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You're running the Brohm-for-hire campaign. Admit it.
By the way, Brohm just Beyotch-slapped that Junior Jim Tressel at Minnesota.

Just in case you missed it.

Oh yeah, he did it with his backup QB. And a team that is about 50% 2 star or lower.

He didnt just take a knee like a big buttertoothed pussy.
 
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Butch Jones will be available soon to initiate a 3 decade rebuilding project, brick by brick. Since we seem to aspire to be the new UT, why not? Of course I jest.

I don't know who to call but I am reminded of the saying that if you don't ask, the answer is always no. Swing for the fences, bring in some Brinks trucks, and let it play out.
 

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Hey guys, just be thankful that FOOLy didn't have an even bigger brain-fart and make a phone to
Charlie "The Whale" Weis. Now that would have been good! There is a man who took over the
Kansas Jayhawks, and left them in even worse shape than when he got there. How was
that even possible? And don't think that FOOLy would have been incapable of such a blunder.
After all, it was him and that old blue-nosed president that stuck Willy with the guy.

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Stop slandering the best OC we have had this decade (by an embarrassingly large margin).
 
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If Saban retired at the end of the year, who would Bama call? That's who we should call.
I agree that we should aim very high. We won't but we should.

There is also difference institutional preferences to consider. Bammers love power football and are happy to win 13-10. Gators want to see fireworks.

Bammer would probably call Dabo, and he MIGHT be in play for them, being an alum and all, but I doubt it. Their next call might well be their OC, Daboll, another guy off the Belichick tree like Saban.

Their guy wouldn't work at all for us.

Besides, he has a gross sweaty head.
 

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I agree that we should aim very high. We won't but we should.

There is also difference institutional preferences to consider. Bammers love power football and are happy to win 13-10. Gators want to see fireworks.

Bammer would probably call Dabo, and he MIGHT be in play for them, being an alum and all, but I doubt it. Their next call might well be their OC, Daboll, another guy off the Belichick tree like Saban.

Their guy wouldn't work at all for us.

Besides, he has a gross sweaty head.

I like the cut of your jib.

You are absolutely right. Their guy wouldn't be the high powered offense we deserve. Still, the sentiment that we should go after our dream coach and do what it takes to get him remains true.

It is time for us to get our guy. No cheapskating. No projects.
 

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This just in.....

UCF's Scott Frost has taken an 0-12 team to a bowl in his first year and has the Knights ranked between 13th and 22nd (depending on the poll) just 1 1/2 years into his tenure. His team is winning games by an average of 42 - 15 and has the 8th ranked offense in the country. Again, in 1 and 1/2 freaking years.
 

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i would take CS over Frost.
 

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I like the cut of your jib.

You are absolutely right. Their guy wouldn't be the high powered offense we deserve. Still, the sentiment that we should go after our dream coach and do what it takes to get him remains true.

It is time for us to get our guy. No cheapskating. No projects.

I'm going the exact opposite.

Offer up $500K to Kerwin Bell, the coach at JMU (MIke Houston), or Chris Hatcher. First one to accept, gets the job. Offer up a $100K bonus for every win over 9 and more bonuses for championships.
 

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i would take CS over Frost.

Charlie Strong? I think UCF will beat USF. We're sure going to find out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. You hate the spread. You hated it when it won us 2 championships. I like winning and scoring points any way possible. I don't care if the guy scoring the points is 150 pounds or 240 pounds just as long as he can score.

Frost is going to be a star. As predicted, most likely with Nebraska and we'll eventually end up with some other Saban wannabe with zero personality or juice who thinks big bruising backs and game managing QBs are the answer. I, for one, say f**k that. I've haven't seen that work in college football for any other team not named Alabama.
 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. You hate the spread. You hated it when it won us 2 championships.
I hated it when our offense sucked 4 years under Creyer too. You guys act like those 2 good years were the norm, when in fact 4 of the 6 we were a disaster on offense (mostly due to the coaching in 2005 and 2006).
 

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