Keeping them out of a bowl even after they completely embarrassed themselves by all of a sudden deciding they can reschedule ULM after all would be per gravy.
But the can't lose aspect is even if we have less points on the board when the clock hits zero, we'll still be the University of Florida and they'll still be that sh*t-hole clown school. We'll have the freshest start and hottest coach in football, and they'll be heading into year two of their descent as second fiddle in the state in the ehh-she-she with Dumbo and his 40 million dollar anchor tied around their necks.