I am officially done!

FireFoley

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So I was having a nice, quiet long drive back today from visiting my family for the holiday when my phone rings. Well as luck would have it when I was given the news, I immediately pulled off the road and vomited. After I asked if this was a joke phone call, he assured me it was the truth, so I vomited again and again............ and told him that the place will be half empty next year and I am sure that the ticket cancellations are rolling in. So after I fire off my email tonite to the "PUPPET", commending him on what a fast learner he has become at the hand of the "PUPPETEER", meaning that when it comes to making a sound, major decision regarding our football program that the only quality to possess is PANIC and that you have exhibited that in a masterful way. So I may poke around here every now and then for some other sports, but I will be true to myself. I will never attend a UF football game in person as long as Cousin Eddie is the coach. And that will be the gist of my email to the PUPPET!!!!!!!!
 

GatorStud

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Yeah, I'm not engaging another few years arguing UF is in love with bridges to nowhere... living in the past is UFs motto... disappointing.
 

Gatormac2112

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I've said I would be done if we hired cousin eddie, but I just can't do it. Been a Gator all my life and have cheered through a lot of bad times as well as good ones. I'm not happy about it if true, but will give him a chance like every other coach thats come through here.
 

FireFoley

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Does anyone know the best email address to reach the puppet? I can't seem to find it from my last one I sent.
 

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itsgr82bag8r

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I've said I would be done if we hired cousin eddie, but I just can't do it. Been a Gator all my life and have cheered through a lot of bad times as well as good ones. I'm not happy about it if true, but will give him a chance like every other coach thats come through here.

:exactly:
 

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Come on guys, we're going to be 7-6/8-4 for the foreseeable future, who doesn't want that kind of middle of the pack security?

We just married a fat chick with a job, house, and good credit
 

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Good riddance. But of course, you're lying and rather than actually being "done" you'll just keep coming back to bych.
 

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