Seriously, look at this freaking coaching tree. You're very welcome, SEC. Maybe you'll return the favor someday.
2002 BGSU head coach: Urban Meyer
Now in 2012: Head coach, Ohio State (and Utah and Florida)
2002 BGSU offensive coordinator: Gregg Brandon
Now in 2012: Offensive coordinator, Wyoming (and former BGSU head coach)
2002 BGSU defensive coordinator: Tim Beckman
Now in 2012: Head coach, Illinois (and previously at Toledo)
2002 BGSU running backs/special teams coach: Tommy Thigpen
Now in 2012: Safeties coach, Auburn
2002 BGSU linebackers coach: John Bowers
Now in 2012: Safeties coach, Bothell High School, Washington (OK, probably the least glamorous landing spot of them all)
2002 BGSU wide receivers coach: Billy Gonzales
Now in 2012: Receivers coach/co-OC, Illinois
2002 BGSU tackles/tight ends coach: John Hevesy
Now in 2012: Offensive line/run game coordinator, Mississippi State
2002 BGSU quarterbacks coach: Dan Mullen
Now in 2012: Head coach, Mississippi State
2002 BGSU guards/centers coach: Greg Studrawa
Now in 2012: Offensive coordinator, LSU (and the lone BGSU graduate of this group)
2002 BGSU defensive line coach: Mike Ward
Now in 2012: defensive run coordinator, Toledo and now linebackers coach, Illinois